How full is your love tank?

guy who always lets his food touch the floor for 5 seconds before eating it because that's the rule

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

I will never see popcorn the same… haha

why is this so funny 😂

oh i listen to music alright. *slaps my tummy like a drum.*

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one

You failed at spelling bee again, didn't you?

I love making fun of music lovers. go listen to music haha

*smiles* fight me im one of the biggest music lovers you'll meet

Name every song.

Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

#this made me cry INSTANTLY#I think you’ve unlocked sans’ actual theme#sans wouldn’t want megalovania to be is theme. he’s a dork. megalovania is the theme he’s forced into when the world is being torn apart (via @theladyem)