Queer headcanons cuz I’m feeling really gay rn and it’s pride month so why not
Sun: He/they/it, agender and aroace. He didn’t even know gender was a thing until Jupiter came along and started using he/him pronouns for Sun, and they kinda just went along with it. Bro is also lowkey romance and VERY sex repulsed
Mercury: He/Him, cisgender and gay, although he does sometimes dabble in using she/her…but that’s probably nothinggg he doesn’t have to worry about that right now
Venus: He/him, transmasc and bi. He transitioned during the early Solar System’s era, and it was actually Theia who convinced him to fully embrace it. He liked Theia, sure, but sometimes he couldn’t stop staring at Proto’s muscular build…BUT HES NOT GAY!!! (Don’t tell past him being bi is a thing, he has a lottt of internalized homophobia/biophobia going on)
Earth: He/they/she, Genderfluid, sex repulsed ace, demiromantic with a little sprinkle of pan. He picked out allll the labels for themself lol. He’s Mother Nature, they’re the most obnoxious man you will ever meet, is she a boy or a girl or neither? Who knows! The ambiguity is half the fun! It took a while to accept that he identifies as this, but with an healthy dose of self-love and acceptance she got so confident and loves to go down to his surface in different bodies with different genders (or lack of them). Also, even if he’s sex repulsed, he will make the most freakiest jokes possible and maybeee playfully flirt with his friends for fun. Totally for fun.
Mars: He/him, cisgender and aroace. He’s cis, yes, but that didn’t stop him from dressing up in drag with Earth (even if he maybe enjoyed being she/her’d a little too much…). He also does not understand romance or anything at all and would rather spend time hanging out with his friends. Even if half the time they act like a couple anyways
Jupiter: He/him, cisgender, bi and demiromantic (thanks Dreamie hehe). He fell for Saturn HARD, and he didn’t even care if he was a boy or a girl (it was hard to tell sometimes), he loved Saturn and Saturn alone…until he got his hands on some Earthling movies and realized just how hot women could be. He was worried Saturn was going to be upset or jealous, but his love didn’t do any of that and in fact was super excited and happy for Jupiter.
Saturn: He/she/they/it, ????, gay. He has no clue what his gender is and frankly, doesn’t really care. Sometimes she gets he/him’d, sometimes they get she/her’d, he finds it funny to try to confuse others the most. His gender doesn’t matter to him, as long as he’s pretty he’s happy. Oh and it is VERY gay and in love with his husband.
Uranus: He/they, trans masc nonbinary and has no clue what his sexuality is, but says aroace. He thought he’d fallen in love, and he was in the middle of trying to figure everything about themself out, but Lo and behold that devil had to come in and ruin everything. He might be Omni with a pref towards guys, he might be just gay, but it’s far too annoying and frustrating to deal with so they just gave up. They thought they were trans at one point, but he preferred the freedom in being nonbinary
Neptune: He/she/they, genderfluid and aroace. He does not care about gender, some days she wears long dresses and other days he’s not, and some days they just feel like nothing. Somehow, her moons can always tell what gender today was, and if anyone dares to misgender him, his moons will not hesitate to bite said person. He also much prefers platonic and familial relationships to romantic ones, they think it sounds so silly and dramatic.
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