tv with the dull bits cut out

You know what my favourite part of a woman is? Shins? Her mind Mine's shins - then head, shoulders, knees and toes

For God's sakes Mitch - you can't even remember my birthday I thought that was last year?

Can't a man sprinkle holy water over his office without people giving him a hard time about it?

You know what they say - a scientist never forgets

Real actors don’t need chairs

Where you're going, you won't need a solicitor Oh yeah, where's that then? A court of law

“After 6 years of becoming quite good - in many ways - at my job, I'm stuck in a regional outpost so chronically neglected and mismanaged that if it was a horse you'd shoot it - then cut out its heart to make sure it was definitely dead”

“I don't wanna let anyone down anymore”

“Do you ever get the feeling that you're just completely, utterly, fucked?”

“Would you rather have no hair, or no teeth?” “No hair. You'd be all...gummy” “Yeah, and you'd have no teeth”

“Getting anything done round here is gonna be like juggling with sand...with no arms or sand or concept of juggling“

Not Safe for Work - Episode 1

Series 4, Episode 8

Series 4, Episode 7

Series 4, Episode 6

Series 4, Episode 5

Series 4, Episode 4