Gal The Gothamite

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

REBLOOOOOOGGGS

Reblog site 😈

Ok but I don’t have friends on this site so reblogging quite literally does nothing except make me look stupid and feel more alone than I already do. No one is going to follow me to see my reblogs of accounts they likely already follow.

Reblogging allows you to talk to people, help the people you like get seen by other people and its a great way to get mutuals. Also one of the best parts of this website is scrolling down the dash and seeing all the mutuals reblogging the same thing.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

Hii!! 'kay!! Can I have a cinnamon bun pretty please?

Of course dearie, I’ll bring you one. Behind the Pink door there’s a movie room, if you would like it.

How about you come to my cafe, dearie? You won’t be alone, but we can still help you with the medical support.

It’s in crime alley, the pained building between the one room apartments.

My café has a Mother’s Day gift box, if you’d like something from it.

How about you come to my cafe, dearie? You won’t be alone, but we can still help you with the medical support.

Do you need someone to talk to dearie?

Ask me to pick my favorite between two things.

Would you like someone to try and find you, dear?

In that case may I please have a tall lavender iced latte with oat milk?

Of course dear! That’ll be either £1.50 or 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓇𝒾𝒹 ℴ𝒻.

Oh actually my balcony strawberries went wild this year after Poison Ivy passed by and now I have 27 quartz of homemade strawberry jam (not poisoned, I've tested), would you be interested in swapping a Jar or 10?

I’d love that for my recipes, dear. Ten jars will guarantee you ten different drinks within reason.

Would you like someone to try and find you, dear?

No, but one of my staff members do, 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓎 𝓈𝓅ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝒶 𝒸ℯ𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓎 ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝓌ℴ 𝒾𝓃 ℐ𝓃𝒹ℴ𝓃ℯ𝓈𝒾𝒶, so it’ll be a few minutes. I believe that will either be £5 or 𝒶𝓃 𝓊𝓃𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉ℯ𝒹 𝓂ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓇𝓎.

Up to you dear, both are rather 𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓊𝒶𝒷𝓁ℯ to me, even if I have no need for money.