I have nothing

You were made as a simple companion to the virtues, a playmate, if you will. But to them you were much more, and that feeling was mutual.

You loved reading with Knowledge Milk Cookie, playing in the garden with Eternal Sugar Cookie, exploring new civilizations with Pepper Spice Cookie, fencing with Solid Salt Cookie, and walking around the mountains with Mystic Flour Cookie. Your life was nothing short of perfect.

But all good things must come to an end…

The virtues became twisted, cursed versions of themselves. They still loved you, but it wasn't the same. Knowledge Milk Cookie, who changed his name to Shadow Milk Cookie, would lie constantly, almost never to you, but to other cookies. On several occasions he rewrote historical records to match his agenda, he would concoct lies that lead to the collapse of kingdoms, and what hurt you the most, he would play with innocent cookie’s lives like they were pawns in chess.

Pepper Spice Cookie followed this cursed transformation by becoming Burning Spice Cookie. Your love for him died, and for good reason, you once saw him burn a young cookie right in front of you, since then you developed a massive fear of him. And it definitely didn't help that Burning spice is now obsessed with making you feel fear, and he's a master at it, you can't even count how many times he's broken things in front of you just to get a reaction.

Mystic Flour Cookie possibly underwent the most change, her personality was completely removed, replaced with emptiness. She never conveys emotion, and always talks about being a “leavened one” and how “apathy is the only path to peace” yet you can always tell when she's feeling anger, sadness, or joy, even when she hides it. You could tell she was still affectionate towards you, you can tell, she didn't even hide it, but the way she acted towards other cookies, you couldn't bear to see it.

Eternal Sugar Cookie became insane, she would do anything and everything to keep cookies in her garden, which wasn't the worst fate, but seeing these cookies slowly become lazy and slothful was painful to say the least. She was incredibly clingy, and there were several times where she almost killed cookies just because they were too close to you. She was mentally dependent on making cookies happy, so much so that she ended up causing way more harm than good. Seeing her tear herself apart for her garden made you genuinely sad.

Even Solid Salt Cookie, who was renamed Silent Salt Cookie by his peers, became beastly, he almost never talks about it, but from what you can tell, he massacred his own knights during a fit of rage. He's still mostly himself, just quieter and more distant, at least he obviously regrets it, still, you hate to so him hate himself for it.

But even after all that, you still loved them, Eternal Sugar Cookie was still fun, lively, and caring, Mystic Flour Cookie still kept her loving attitude towards you, Shadow Milk Cookie was possibly even funnier now, and his shows always made you smile, Silent Salt Cookie was still your best friend, and mentor, and as much as you were terrified of him, Burning spice undoubtedly made you stronger and better in combat.

Your life was no longer perfect, possibly the farthest thing from it, but it wasn't all that bad.

Until everything changed one day…

Finally finished making a costume for Shadow milk cookie’s and Eternal sugar cookie’s costumes for “ A script writ in Fated discord!”

A fellow actor who shares her crown of the leading role with her king, Shadow milk cookie, ruling over their unwavering throne together. But do not be fooled, as she is not another one of Eternal Sugar cookie’s puppets to be controlled.

I decided to assign Fears from The Magnus Archives to the Beast Cookies. First up is of course Shadow Milk, who manages to fit three Fears perfectly:

The Eye: The fear of being watched. That sneaking suspicion that your every move, step, and even thought is being scrutinized by something you can't see.

The Spiral: The fear of madness. The creeping dread that something is wrong with you, that your very perception of reality is off somehow, that your own mind is lying to you.

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Shadow Milk

He would be the hero of deceit. He would also use his lies as he normally does, in the theater. He would travel from kingdom to kingdom, often finding cookies losing hope or stuck in a problem. He would then say how the situation reminds him of a tale he once heard. He then would recite the story to the cookie, often helping them overcome the struggle they were facing. Cookies would often ask if the story is true but shadow milk would just shrug and say he was unsure before venturing off to the next kingdom. I imagine his powers would be based in illusions. Multiple instances of himself and you wouldn't be able to tell which one is him.

Pure Vanilla

He would be known as the beast of truth. Now that doesn't sound too bad but he would use truth as a weapon. Truths that are just meant to hurt. For example, revealing how you actually feel about something. Revealing truths of kingdoms to cause wars, telling secrets that should have been kept hidden.

Similar to the fount the cookies grew displeased with his words, the difference is Pure Vanilla was blunt. Very blunt, and instead of believing cookies wanted sweet lies he just force the truth upon others. even if they weren't ready to hear it or shouldn't have known it in the first place.

He strikes as the very manipulative type, he will tell the truth but in a way it is easy to misinterpret.

I imagine his fighting style would be mirror attacks, throwing everything you give back at you.

Mystic Flour

As the Hero who wields apathy, you would think she cares very little. That is not the case; she is aloof, but that doesn't mean she doesn't care.

Her apathy isn't the lack of motivation or a finality in things but instead the idea of letting go and not letting the past have a hold on you. Letting go of anger, letting go of sadness ect. Kinda like the idea of "forgive but never forget"

I imagine she works kind of as a therapist in a way. or at the very least that is how her words of wisdom come off.

I think she would still be a healer, healing wounds both mental and physical.

Dark cacao

The beast of resolution would be a beast you don't think is bad at first, a common trait amongst these beast cookies.

His resolution comes in the form of stubbornness. He will do X and he will do it HIS way. Who cares if there is a way to do it better, who cares if his way is the worst way. it is HIS way or nothing at all.

He would kind of infect other cookies with a sunk cost fallacy mindset. Having them be too stubborn to change.

He would be maybe one of the easier beasts to defeat but that doesn't mean it is easy. His straightforward way of doing things is still very strong, even if you can predict it.

Burning Spice

One of the scarier heroes, no doubt. His praise of destruction isn't a malicious one, instead he greatly believes in rising from the ashes.

Destroy the obstacles in your way of achieving your goal. Destroy low self-esteem with positive reinforcement. Burn your past mistakes and use it as fuel to get better. Rise from the ashes of your failures and burn brighter than fire spirit cookie

Many think he is a violent individual. He just loves a good fight, seeing the cookies of today grow stronger makes his heart swell with pride. He looks forward to a day when the mortal cookies no longer need them. He is just a very enthusiastic hype man.

He would be very skilled in multiple fighting styles, though he prefers the axe. 'Chop down the trees of failure and use them as kindling for your next project,' or so to speak.

Golden Cheese

The beast of abundance. She is a very greedy cookie, believing everything and I mean EVERYTHING should belong to her.

She regularly has cookies bring her offerings or sacrifice cookies in her name. She believes that her kingdom and her rule should last for eons to come.

She is also a bit of a kleptomaniac. Even if something is broken or no longer works as intended, she will refuse to give it up. It doesn't matter if it is just a measly pebble; it is HERS and no one else's.

I think she would fight using her wings, literally, I mean, her wings are so sharp she could fly through a forest and cut down trees.

Eternal Sugar

The hero of sloth is a kind soul. She is there to remind you to take breaks. That you aren't 'doing nothing' by simply taking a breather for a moment. You would be surprised how much can be improved when you simply let things be and come back to them an hour or two later.

She likes to let people take naps on her cotton candy clouds. She mainly likes to visit places that are full of stress to help alleviate it. Like school during exam season or kingdoms in times of anxiety.

I imagine her fighting style includes no fighting at all. She would rather put her opponent to sleep so that she can avoid the unnecessary spilling of jam.

Holly Berry

The beast of passion is one of the beasts you could mistake for being a normal cookie. She is happy to bring fellow cookies into her castle.

She is all the more willing to help you engage in your passions. love to paint? great you'll never have to worry about a full canvas with her. food? who needs food when you can paint all day and night.

Do you love to bake? Amazing, she will gladly let you into the kitchen and bake until you can't bake anymore. don't worry about how much time has passed, you sill have baking to do.

I think she tires her enemies out. She fires them up for a fight and they burn bright before burning out. If there is one thing she has over people its her stamina for any activity. from drinking berry juice in a competition to endless hordes of enemies. She will not be the first to fall.

Silent Salt

The hero of silence isn't too different from his original concept. To me, he would be a hero of action. Letting his actions speak louder than his words ever could.

He would teach the cookies of earth bread the value of silence. That words need not be spoken to be a hero or show who you truly are.

His fighting style is with a simple sword, but he does have an army with him. The kala namak knights, cookies who swear themselves to silence and action.

White Lily

The beast of freedom. She promises true freedom but at what cost?

Imagine a land where truly no rules exist, where you can do exactly as you please with no repercussions from a higher power. While White lily views this as a paradise, many others view it as a lawless land much to dangerous to ever venture.

She is willing to let anyone do anything except take away the freedom to do just that.

Sage!

Fallen Ancients AU [Glass Half Empty, page 15-16]

Well good news, he didn't get jam jarred (Although I'm not sure if indefinite time-out in the jewelry box is that much better...)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

And nothing better to celebrate this month than with toxic yuri.