Gibson is the font name I choose

And then Anthony Kiedis said "give it away give it away give it away now." That rock- that rocked my world.

Earpiece: Uhh, Phil? Are you going to give the endorsement?

I mean, to be honest with you? I don't think I know if Paul Walker or Ryan Dunn was going faster at this point. They are both dead, what does it matter? Why does it keep me up? Was a stunt driver going faster, or was it a stuntman? My wife fucking hates it.

Earpiece: He's gone rogue. Activate operation "Kill Phil."

**Brap**

I have to go bathroom.

*Cheering*

Forgive the side track, but it had to be addressed. I'm personally not into fart or burps, but I think if Dr. Phil was really die hard for the BFC (Burp/fart community) he would be so hopped up on his own supply that this could have dramatically affected the outcome of the future in a positive way. Maybe not short-term, but long-term I feel like the fart adventures of Dr. Phil would be an interesting turn in events. I personally think farts and burps, even small toots can be pretty humorous, no disrespect to the BFC (and the anus sniffas out there don't be afraid we see you, we got you!)

The short version of it is, I like ah the fart jokes, I guess?

Youtube Short version

Here's the PDF

Looks like the PDF version is down sorry. here's some screen caps. if anybody knows a good, private, remote, and hybrid-friendly place to upload this PDF, please let me know.