Todays Tom Sawyer

@galahonk

4,000 Year Old Space Oracle (The Last Caucasian) but my only take on any situation is that I was there and it was ridiculous. Inspiration for the hit Jim Croce single “Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)” (my name is not Roy he changed it for legal reasons) Uncredited for my psychotically unfortunate appearance in the art school film “The Meat City Beatnicks” which I will controversially never apologize for

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grumsal

Gordon Ramsay to his students after a huge bout of diarrhea

what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty

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izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

king-ghidorah

#THE OLE DICK TWIST

catholicapothecary

me enjoying libtard fineries and my gay little matcha drinks while remaining an insane chud is the definition of Riding the Tiger btw

#me indulging in #Fat Guy Activities

eyecantread

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slowavesloth

labcorp

hello just spreading awareness that this gif exists and it’s very funny

to everyone born from 1981-1996

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sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

carolofthebell

Need the original

Took 3 days this year to be completely over it. Just shut the fuck up already.

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

galahonk

Shoot your shot King

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

Visit Original Link

snoleopard7

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