Local Weird Girl

Klaus had all the brain cells in these scenes.

You ever just wunna……. drop everything and go live in a tiny village??? Where you only have to worry about collecting eggs or tending to the garden??

Does anyone have any videos/gifs/pics of old people sleeping on couches/ falling off of them??? I need them for a ….. project …….

got back at him by farting on his hand bc revenge is best served stinky

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT 

destiny was calling him

As a marketing major this is the funniest think I have ever seen in my life

my friend was cracking her knuckles and i just said ‘crackin the ol nucks?’ and it’s been like eight hours and i literally cannot believe those were words that came out of my mouth