Nighttime Madness

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reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

As a gimmick blog it’s doing all that but using a megaphone to obnoxiously amplify your laugh, bonus strangers are walking up to figure out what’s going on

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

Official please put yourself first sign

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

World Heritage Post

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

lineless artists scare the shit out of me because what do you Mean you can create comprehensible complex three dimensional images without any construction lines to guide you. "yeah i don't really like sketching architectural plans so i decided to just build a cathedral with my bare hands instead" <- how you sound

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Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

the second radish is 29 feet away

World Heritage Post

yo guys they did something too the likes I swear I'm not crazy

Happy pride month to him

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore