yall still here huh?

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

is anyone else their father’s female son

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

call my girl alfred the way she hitch on my cock. it’s psycho the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til I get vertigo. she hitch her cock in my rear window. she hitch on my cock til I’m spellbound. call her rebecca the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til i know too much. hm. she’s hitched on my cock like a rope on a lifeboat. uh. it’s notorious how she hitch on my cock. call her marnie the way she… she hitch on my cock in 39 steps… call my girl capricorn the way I’m under her… while she hitches my cock. til I get stage fright. um. my lady hitch on my cock and then vanishes. um. the birds.

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life