cordelia

ordered a coffee and forgot to specify oat milk until the last minute and then was like Oh also i want it with oat milk and the (not particularly queer looking) barista girl was like “i coulda guessed” and tucked her hair behind her ear #whatdatmean

Unaffordable phoebe bridgers tickets and cancellation of the dr who christmas special, rough week for gay people

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich