the king will conquer

I am useless.

Good talk, Mateo.

We’ve been expecting you, sir.

Do you have food? 'Cause if not, you're useless to me.

I’m pretty sure you’re the one who disappeared, buddy.

Impossible. Been here the entire time just felt like takin' a few days to myself so I didn't have to deal with any of you losers. Then I realized you guys are a pretty vital source of my entertainment, so I'd thought I'd make an appearance.

Right here!

Was beginnin' to think everyone died. 

Everyone was abducted by aliens.  Except me, obviously.

Figures the only one I'd want abducted wouldn't be.

I’ll get better, don’t worry. Rome wasn’t built in a day, right?

Rome wasn't built in a few months either, so good luck with that.

gabrielreid replied to your post: Well.

Your empty threats always amuse me, Maggie. Like I'd put anyone else as number one.

Everyone else seems to enjoy it, I think it may just stick.

Suit yourself, dude. Just sayin'. Definitely could be better. A lot better.

Art.

I dunno what your hobby is, but stick that. If poetry's your hobby, then find a new hobby.

Oh boy, my favorite kind of person.

Tanner, Tanner, Tanner - Soon enough you'll be sayin' that without sarcasm. Everyone loves me.