GABE THE BABE

gabrielcrown: I think I'm losing my summer glow.

I’m practically an elf! 

I knew there was multiple reasons why you and I always got along! 

Just give everyone candy! 

Will you bring me back bagels? I miss them. 

But Christmas is great!

No.

Scrooge. 

gabecrown: Sometimes I don’t know why they let me out of the house.. 

I think your pretty damn attractive.

Do you think we could handle the White House?

Baby, have you seen us? 

Well that and you. And maybe breadsticks?

I could handle a day dedicated to lemonade and me, and breadsticks. We should be in the White House already. 

Thank God.

Gotta keep your party boyfriend loving you. 

I’m actually not sure if that’s a thing but I think maybe we should make our anniversary national lemonade day. What do you think?

Just a whole day dedicated to lemonade? I mean I’ll go for it. 

National Lemonade Day?

Wait, is it really? 

You won’t love me if I have a long nose?

Nah, I probably would. 

Well I like to think of it as our little weird world.