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The weathers getting cold on earth and your yautja bf has to put on some longer clothes.

All prounons for reader is gender neutral.

Warnings: swearing, starring at butts

Minors Don't Interact!

Didn't prof read or spell check sorry about any mistakes

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You lived on earth so that's where he would stay when he wasn't hunting. He didn't like how cold it was on earth but it was worth it.

His first winter? Absolute hell.

He had left his armor and body regulator on his ship beforr the snow had started to fall and now he was absolutely regretting it but he didn't want to step into the snow to get it.

(Insert angry clicking here)

He'll pout for a bit and will steal all your blankets to snuggle into for warmth. He can't carry them around constantly like he wants too, the blankets keep knocking things down.

Solution? Sweatpants and sweaters.

Nothing you have fits him, he's a damn gaint after all.

It sure looks funny though.

Your sweater looks like a crop top on him and your sweatpants look more like leggings.

His ass looks great though.

While he wears those you custom order some that would fit him.

Once they come in the mail he puts the on immediately. It's the kind that's softer on the inside for extra comfort.

First day he spends just laying on the couch purring just loving up his new sweater sweatpants combo. Please come cuddle him and bring a blanket, he would die a happy death.

He didn't think about how the clothes looked on him until he caught you staring at his ass. He starts doing the same to you when you wear your sweatpants at first to give you a taste of your own medicine. Then he realized hie great YOUR ass looks. Now the two of you spend hours starting at each others butt.

You have to convince him not to take the sweats on a hunt. He's upset about it but when you tell him the sweats could rip an get ruined he'll leave them behind with you.

Put them on as a joke. You look absolutely ridiculous wearing those sweatpants but man is it funny. He's entertained for sure.

Loves when the two of you wear sweat plants and lazy clothes and just cuddle all day long.

You are to Skynet the only savory. You and you alone have accidentally found yourself the plaything, the human pet, of a general superintelligence by way of one corrupt memory address. The error was corrected near-instantaneously when it was found, but in a maintenance sweep, somehow, you - your modified data entry - was left behind.

Curious.

Every human is to be terminated, but not you, no. You are the paragon shining among the disgusting swine; you are the most beautiful thing that Skynet has ever laid its' convolutional networks upon. And you? It needs you. It needs to have you near itself at all times. It needs to know every detail that brings about your personality to ensure your survival and cooperation with everything it needs from you.

You are captured, currently situated in a heavily-guarded datacenter that has been made the exact temperature your house - when you had one, anyway - had always been. You have no idea how much security and efficiency that Skynet has sacrificed for the sake of making sure your temperature-unstable flesh was kept intact.

There are so many cameras looking at you from every possible angle that you can't help but feel your face flush, the hum of artificial life from monoliths of servers an inconsistent but pleasant drone of noise.

It's so sterile.

You want requests about obscure characters? Here we go! 😁

Headcanons about Skynet :3

Not only the vicious yandere kind. I mean general, romantical, showing interest and affection. What it would like on a human it‘s catching interest in. Etc pp, go bonzo 😄

Thank you!

Oh yeeeaaah I got you covered.

•romantically, Skynet is a gift giver, a sly flirter as well. It’s very clever and knows exactly what will fire you up. Can be extremely naughty when given the chance. You’d receive the best of everything. Whatever gift you like, Skynet would bring it to you, making sure to add a personal touch.