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To make your day a little brighter/weirder, here’s Russel Brand petting a child.

hahahahahahaha

this isn’t even an ironic reblog when i was watching the 2012 champions league final i cried and my nipples got really hard

we knew it

tumblr fucking called it

I'm Scottish and it doesn't piss me off when people refer to a kilt as a skirt, it's a piece of clothing regardless of which gender wears them and it doesn't degrade or insult me in anyway. It just shows that the jokes themselves are a complete representation of the arse that says them, ignorant.

i bet the crowd didnt even laugh they probably was like man that’s some real shit

Most criminals steal materials though….

If you’ve stolen some $5,000 fucking bullets what other crime are you going to commit exactly, other than hocking those same bullets?

I always watch this special and Never Scared whenever they come back on Comedy Central. Aside from being absolutely hilarious, Chris says the realest shit and it’s almost scary how some of his points still have weight today.

This is so short, yet so powerful. Truly moving; watch it.

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