Beyblade: Let It Rip

A little late, but this is my SorikuAkuroku Month contribution 

Demyx stares at his phone for few seconds before bursting out in loud, raucous laughter. He types out a response as Zexion blinks at him across the table, his fine features screwing up in confusion.

To Red Hot Sexy Asshole:

dude wtf u even sayin stop texting drunk man

To Red Hot Sexy Asshole:

have u tapped it yet

“Sorry, Axel just-” Demyx begins in explanation when his phone dings again. 

Zexion, at the mention of Axel’s name, only looks amused, and he waves his hand. “No, no, I’m sure it’s hilarious. Tell me later, but answer him now.”

From Red Hot Sexy Asshole:

I am in bootyland. He’s coming home with me 2nite. Eat it.

Attached is a picture of Axel’s distinctive long-fingered hand full-on palming an (admittedly very, very nice) ass. The blond the ass is attached to is grinning over his shoulder in the picture, a flush covering his cheeks, but Demyx recognizes the street they’re on (right outside Axel’s place). He sends back a string of excited emojis, gets a few in return, and then puts the phone back down, grinning up at his boyfriend.

Axel the Pocket Demon

What about an au where Replicas had animal like features, like ears and tails.

i’ve seen quite a few pics of Luke with cat ears and tail. if that was a staple with replicas. omg.

but people didn’t really know about replicas, or at least human ones i don’t think,until about mid way through the game.

So they just think that Luke was experimented on, that his fonons were spliced/fused with a cats or something when he was kidnapped. it’s just another reason(read excuse) to keep him locked up away from the world.

Guy scritching his ears whenever Luke throws a tantrum to calm him down. Anise tugging his tail to annoy him.

refusing to tuck his tail and hid his ears under  hat, because he maybe a freak, but he gonna damn well own that freakyness. even after akzeriuth he wont hide them, though more because they remind him that hes a replica than anything. 

Tear constantly tries to pet him because hes just too cute and he starts to purr if she does it long enough.

Natalia tugs his ears whenever he’s being rude or a brat.

Cat Luke.

Aminal Replicas.

Sometimes I’m convinced Roxas is secretly a koala or something

General

‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU

‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU

‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au

‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU

Hairdresser AU

‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU

“Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU

Gift store AU

‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU

‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU

‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

‘You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU

‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU

Coffee Shop AU

I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU

‘You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU

‘You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU

‘Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU

Bakery AU

‘Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU

‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU 

Drug Store/Chemist AU

‘You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

‘You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU

‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU

Teacher AU

We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU

‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU

Writer AU

I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU

‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU

‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU

Corner Shop AU

‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU

‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why’ AU

Restaurant AU

‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU

‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU

Idol/Manger AU

‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU

‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU

‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU 

Firefighter AU

‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU

“No that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU

Sex Line Operator AU

‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU

‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU

And Finally:

You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your drug den’ AU