Take 2

my favorite college memory was when one of my profs, right before graduation, sat all of us seniors in her class down and said, "do NOT drink a lot the night before graduation" and we were all like "yeah yeah no being late to the ceremony, no stupid behavior" and she goes, "NO not for any of THOSE reasons. there's a bagpipe choir. do NOT be hungover for the bagpipe choir. you won't like it."

Well, this looks Deeply Cursed™

I have a feeling that your worries aren’t all the faeries would take away

well, it’s not wrong. once the fairies take you you stop worrying about what you used to worry about. granted, you start worrying about the fact that you’ve just been turned into a deer and are being chased by the wild hunt, but you know. not technically a lie.

honestly at this point just fucking do it. 

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

It is vexing now boring products are. Bright colors are the bare minimum option in design and they are treated like innovative luxury. I hope to use my dying breath to curse minimalism.

(To my personal assistant) Ensure the fingers have whatever resources they need

I have an antique sewing machine and it is covered in gold decals and swirly embossed plates and the table has elaborate designs in the cast iron. It’s a tool! It doesn’t need any of that to work! But apparently when it was made (1925) somebody thought that this mass-produced machine should also be pretty. And by the way it’s still running nearly 100 years after it was made. I suspect the two facts are correlated. 

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

… you know what, codicil accepted

he really just scooped that man

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

😂❤️⭐️

One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

Traces of cats of old…

they are helping…!