Lanolin: Where’s the turkey, Tangle?
Tangle: What?
Lanolin: The turkey; where’s the turkey?
Tangle: I thought you were getting the turkey?
Lanolin: You what? No turkey? You FUCKING IDIOT, Tangle! You total fucking IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR JOB, YOU FUCKING MORON! You CRETIN! You’re a FUCKHEAD! That’s what you are! A FUCKING SHIT-HEAD!
Tangle: …
Lanolin: …
Tangle: It was a joke, Lanolin. I was joking. It was a Christmas joke.
Lanolin: I- …Oh, I see. Oh.
Tangle: Of course I’ve got a turkey. It’s an organic turkey. I took ages searching it online. It’s going to be delicious.
(Tangle opens the fridge to reveal the turkey)
Lanolin: That looks like a lovely turkey. I’m… sorry I flew off the handle a bit.
Tangle: That wasn’t very Christmassy, Lanolin.










