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𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒 ruefully when he assured her there is going to have time for her. ❛ If I don’t die. ❜ Life’s too short and she lives it fullest. ❛ A picnic? ❜ This is how things didn’t go well between her and Ivy. It all started because she wanted to invite the redhead for a date, and Isley picked a picnic at the beach. That’s Selina they’re talking about and honestly, the brunette deserves something EXTRA special. Moonlight sounds nice, maybe a bottle of Parmalat milk, Whiskers, and tuna just to prank her at first. She loves how annoyed Kyle can stay at her sometimes, it somewhat amuses her. God knows how this is going to be the punishment, perhaps, it was a good idea to start to hide Mr. Beaver in a better place… Her taxidermy beaver is one of her kryptonite.
❛ For moonlight? I like the idea, perhaps a rooftop? And I can give her a basket of Parmalat Milk, a can of tuna. Any diamond available in a museum I’ll probably steal fer her. Whatcha say, huh? Magnifique idea?!❜ If anything, she has somebody covering up her bills here or there. Feelings, she’s tired of having them. They always drive her nuts completely. Thanks to them this is what she is today. ❛ Yer knows what, I think I know what is the BEST gift I could give to her. The milk always, always ends so fast at home, I either buy the entire fabric of Parmalat Milk so I can eat my cereals in the morning…. But that’s not a possible option, so I’ll give her, since she’s an animal lover as well, A COW. Holy cow!!! Why I didn’t think of it early?! So we both have fresh milk every day. Can ya help me snuck a cow in our place, pleasE?! ❜
His eyes blinked multiple times as she kept on rambling on, and suggested one bad idea after the other. He knew that Harley was not exactly normal, but he didn’t think that she could be that chaotic. Maybe if he had known her longer, he would have expected this kind of thing,”No, to all of it,” he said, “Except for the rooftop picnic, that’s not a bad idea, but everything else, just no,” he understood wanting to be playful, but in their first date, she should not prank her. It was a important thing, and she should take it seriously, at least in his opinion “Don’t prank her in your first date, and definitely don’t try to sneak a cow in your place, cows need space,” he seriously doubted the animal would be able to live a happy life there, “Not to mention how hard it is to take care of one, and let’s not talk about how big their poop is, trust me, terrible idea.”













