christmas sentence starters
just a few cute sentence starters because⌠âtis the season? or something like that? please reblog if you use! i love christmas stories!
1. âThatâs not holly⌠thatâs mistletoeâŚâ
2. âIs it just me or does Santa look extra hot this year?â
3. âWhen Brenda Lee said rock around the christmas tree she didnât mean literally. Please go put them back outside, theyâre not cute.â
âI think itâs rustic.â
4. â(Name)! Why is our bathtub filled with snow?!â
5. âYou didnât have to get me anything. No seriously, Iâm JewishâŚâ
6. âFine! Iâll put up the lights all by mySELF.â
7. âPlease come with me? ââTis the season!â
8. âOkay this was fun at first but now iâm cold and covered in pine needles, pick one and letâs go.â
9. âWait, I thought we were going to my parents house this year?â
10. âYOU SPIKED THE EGG NOG???â
11. âShould we make christmas cookies or build a ginger bread house?â
12. âYou woke me up at four in the morning to open christmas gifts like a child. At least let me make a cup of coffee first. We donât even have kids!â
13. âIf youâve seen one Hallmark movie, youâve seen them all.â
14. âYour nose is so red! Like Blitzen.â
13. âIron Man 3! My favorite Christmas movie!â
âFOR THE LAST TIME. IRON MAN 3 IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.â
14. âShe wanted a puppy, not a litter.â
15. âGuys! Wrapping paper rolls are NOT lightsabers!â
16. âDo you wanna build aââ
âI swear to god if I hear you sing Frozen ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.â
17. âThose arenât poinsettias. Theyâre red chrysanthemums. And they mean death.â
18. âWhere I grew up, we didnât have snow at Christmas time.â
19. âYou FELL through the FROZEN LAKE? ARE YOU CRAZY?â
20. âIs that⌠tape? On your gingerbread house?â
21. âOh⌠Did I not tell you? The dog likes to eat cardboard. And also wrapping paper. Itâs her way of getting in the Christmas spirit.â
22. âCan you come with me to get the ornaments out of the basement? I donât want to go alone, itâs scary down there!â
23. âYour gingerbread house looks more like a⌠gingerbread pile.â
24. âThe Christmas party is tonight? But I donât even have an ugly sweater!â
25. âItâs Christmas Day! The only place open is the emergency room. And 7-eleven. We are staying IN.â