Por un 2018 con más sexo que problemas.

Por un 2018 con más amor que problemas.

Por un 2018 con más dinero que problemas.

¡MÁS SEXO, MÁS SEXO, MÁS SEXO, MÁS SEXO!

Qué felicidad me daría que logres todo lo que un día me contaste que querías hacer, aunque yo no esté ahí.

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

Now that I’m barely making effort, you want me.

You might not like her now but I promise you that once she’s gone, you’ll want her back. You’ll miss the way she was always there, replying in a heartbeat to any problem you relied on her. You’ll miss the way she laughed and how she smiled at everyone in the street. You’ll miss how she gave you the best advice when you were stressed out and how she lectured you into doing what was best for yourself and your future. You’ll miss the way she danced while cleaning and how she sang loudly in the car with the windows down. You’ll miss how she loved babies and children and how excited she got when one smiled at her at the store or at the park. You’ll miss all the small things and you’ll miss the way you felt cared for and loved but she’ll be long gone. You’ll regret pushing her away and making her feel worthless. You’ll feel like an asshole for breaking her heart but I ask that you don’t chase after her. You didn’t deserve her, let her go to where she belongs.

Well now I see the point of the yoga blocks! Thank you

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this