what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

🦠 #my crobe

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

GET IT LIFTED bewwewweew  bebewwewew  bbwbewbewebewbew HWOOA WHOOo WHOoo WHAOo firetruck

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush