what is the scientific definition of a perfect bear?

this is the scientific definition of a perfect bear

hey, don’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelins but this bear has a super small face

he has exactly as much face as he needs

[lives near a tennis factory] whos making that racket

good

the dwayne "the dwayne" dwayne

GOD DAMN these are so good 

these god damn ATM fees 

incredible

incredible

It was berenstein

me at parties

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lately

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

Jesus was canonly asexual so can we stop acting like the bible condemns queer people

is this a joke because in any other context this would be a joke but this demonic blue website no longer lets me make this assumption

Jesus experiences no sexual attraction to men or women in the bible whatsoever

*flickers lights on and off* welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!

this is the weirdest post I’ve ever seen

this is one of the weirdest minimizations of christian homophobia i’ve ever seen :(

Oh my GOD!!!

wow is this peak tumblr or

i don’t know what this picture is supposed to mean but i’m sure it’s important