Ranking Elijah Mikaelson's "Fun Suit" Looks From Worst to Best
Feel free to use these graphics to also rank them. Assume if I didn't include a look that it was either 1.) not fun, 2.) too similar to another look already included, or 3.) I forgot.
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Easily at the bottom. His boring "white or off-white shirts with a color tie" do not excite me. I won't fall for it. I'm smarter than that. I did give it an extra point because it has a pattern.
Ranking: ★★☆☆☆
This shade of red is just... not it. He has a far superior version of this outfit in a previous episode. (more on this later)
Ranking: ★★☆☆☆
His weird blue dress shirt is not very cool and I don't like it.
Ranking: ★★☆☆☆
I don't care if this was a happy moment for them. This barely fits the required criteria to be considered one of his fun suits.
Ranking: ★★⯪☆☆
Similar to the outfit above, but I think the tie looks so much better against a white shirt. I'd give it 2.75 stars.
Ranking: ★★★☆☆
He looks like a waiter... a sexy waiter, but still.
*Elijah Voice* "Would you like a wine menu? We have a fine selection of imported reds and swee—" See? Horrific. Dumb. Dull, even. Deducting half a star.
Ranking: ★★★☆☆
Our first colored suit blazer in this ranking. I appreciate the switch up, but it isn't my favorite color on him.
Ranking: ★★★☆☆
Super skinny ties are ugly and lame and dumb and I'm tired of pretending like they're not.
Ranking: ★★★☆☆
*Elijah Voice* "Get me my fun shirt, Jonas, you know the one with the almost unnoticeable horizontal stripes. What do you mean by 'that doesn't look very fun to me', Jonas? I pay your bills, Jonas."
Ranking: ★★★⯪☆
This is the superior red tie look I mentioned earlier. Easily the best "this is just a normal suit but it's fun because I added a colored tie" fit in his closet.
Ranking: ★★★⯪☆
I like this shade of blue on him. I miss when he was allowed to wear more relaxed suits :( someone free my boy from the fancy noose. Obviously, he likes them but this isn't about him.
Ranking: ★★★⯪☆
You, probably: "You can't just rank these two outfits high because you like Jenna/Elijah and laughed at how stupid he looked throwing those coins, Flora."
Me: "I can actually do whatever I want, I have a permit" *I pull out a gun and shoot you dead*
Ranking: ★★★⯪☆
I'm too smart to fall for the "suspenders are inherently hot on all men" hype agenda, but... damn... he does look nice in them. Maybe I'm falling for it a little bit.
Ranking: ★★★★☆
He had a lot of fits where it was just this waistcoat thrown over a normal suit, so consider this the entry for all those looks. It's a bit boring but it is solid and he looks amazing every time. 👍
Ranking: ★★★★☆
Look, yeah, the color of it is a little awkward and ugly and but!!! It's a colored blazer with a different color tie! And it has a matching waistcoat. I don't even care. I like it. Shut up.
Ranking: ★★★★☆
I really like the maroon tie when it's paired with a darker overall look. I think it looks super nice and his hair looks good in this scene.
Ranking: ★★★★☆
Now this is a good blue suit look.
Ranking: ★★★★☆
Okay, now this is a funky and fresh and fun suit look.
Why is his tie so shiny? I have to assume that he washed it in glycerin. I love that. What a weird little dude. And his hair is so silly in this. My assumption? He saw the looks that Kol got at the ball and decided he needed to also have messy boyish charm to compete.
Ranking: ★★★★⯪
Ranking: ★★★★★
I like this a lot. Also, this is the only time this man wears green in the entire show?? I don't have anything else to add, but that's sort of weird, right?
Ranking: ★★★★★
The fun suit equivalent to wearing patterned socks. I love this for him. I say we bring back COOL patterned ties. I guess those decades of thinking Klaus murdered their siblings really did a number on his childlike whimsy.
Ranking: ★★★★★
Nothing is beating this man's weird Paul Revere serve. The start of an era of loser-isms never before seen. You know he got stabbed by a weapon he made right after this, right? Now that's fun! That's a shenanigan! That a hijink! That's a good old fashion caper!
Ranking: ★★★★★
