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Guess what, fellas?
That's right! Chapter 72.

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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isnāt forbidden because itās inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - itās just forbidden because itās annoying as heck to fight against.
āMaāam, I really must insist that you pay for the room and board Iāve been giving you! Itās been a week!ā
āFine, fine,ā I grumble. āI have a few options for payment: I could give you paper money, cheap gaudy jewelry, chocolate coins, spiders, some pretty seashells-ā
āSpiders????ā he repeats, baffled.
āSpiders it is, then,ā I agree equitably, and with a wave of my hand the bed Iāve been sleeping in for the last week turns into a writhing mass of various spiders.
Worth it.
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āStop right there! Youāre under arrest for fraud, destruction of property, and-!ā
I yawn. āDidnāt ask, donāt care.ā A few gestures, and the guardsā swords are all transmuted into spiders, and then theyāre too busy to worry about little olā me.
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āYou have insulted my honor and humiliated me in front of my children! I demand satisfaction! I demand a wizardās duel!ā
Shrugging, I say, āSure, okay, whatever. Right here and now okay?ā
The pompous wizard-noble blinks. āI- you donāt want to prepare? Get your wizardās staff or anything?ā
āNah, Iām pretty good with somatic gestures.ā
āWell, if youāre sure⦠here and now then! Have at you!ā He slams his staff down on the ground dramatically, a small shockwave of fire radiating out from the impact.
So of course, I turn his staff into spiders.
āAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKā
āSo if youāre too busy screaming to cast spells, does that mean I win?ā
āAUGH ONE OF THEM BIT MEā
āIām taking that as a yes.ā
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After that, they start coming at me in waves, with cheap wands and staves and swords and bows bought in bulk, hoping to exhaust my magical reserves so they can get close enough to put a magic inhibitor on me.
They did not expect my reserves to be as vast as they were, not did they expect me to be able to transmute the inhibitors themselves into spiders.
āDidnāt you take Magic Basics in wizard college?ā I yell at the panicking mages. āInhibitors arenāt immune to magic until the moment they activate! Serious weak point in the design, tell your magitechnicians to fix that!ā
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So of course they try assassins next.
Poison fails, because I transmute any food and drink I get into spiders and then transmute them back. Pretty easy way to get rid of poison.
So then they try knives in dark alleys. The knives bruise through my full-body spider-silk outfit, but do not penetrate, and they only get one shot before they have bigger problems.
Next is killing me in my sleep. None live to report back that the human-shaped lump under the blankets is actually a mass of highly venomous spiders.
The kingdom throws everything it has at me, and I continue to walk away, heralded by the chittering of spiders and the screams of everyone else.
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Finally, I stand before the king himself in his overly opulent throne room, and by now he is a broken shell of a man in the face of my unorthodox tactics.
Good.
āWhat do you want?ā he practically sobs. āYouāve singlehandedly redirected the entire crownās budget for the next three years into replacing every weapon youāve turned into spiders. Much more and weāll be invaded by our neighbors! We wouldnāt be able to resist being annexed! So what can I give you to make you stop doing this?!ā
I pause and pretend to consider, tapping a finger against my chin thoughtfully. āYou know, you sent my brother off to war a few years back. That conflict with the Yughs up north, I believe. He didnāt want to go, so your guards forced him at spearpoint. I havenāt seen him since.ā
He seizes on that, as I expected. āYes, yes, Iāll have him returned right away! Tell me his name and Iāll honorably release him from duty and have him escorted safely home!ā
āOh?ā I raise one sardonic eyebrow. āAre you able to bring back the dead now, oh wise and glorious king?ā
He pales, and itās the most satisfying thing Iāve seen in years.
āYou have nothing I want,ā I growl, letting the anger slip through for the first time in years. āYou cannot bring him back, you cannot make up for my loss with all the riches in your kingdom. The only thing I want is to take everything from you, the way you did to me. Your kingdom will bleed out of resources, one of the neighboring countries youāve been trying to conquer for decades now will take advantage and annex this place, and you will either be executed or forced to work for a living for the first time in your life.ā
I glare at him, and he refuses to meet my eyes. āYou will lose everything you ever cared about in your life. One spider at a time.ā
I transmute his throne and crown into spiders (non-deadly; he doesnāt get to escape my wrath that easily), then turn and walk away, ignoring his screams and sobs.
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And thatās why, when the Yughs finally annexed the kingdom I grew up in, they preemptively made Transarachnomancy a forbidden magical art. Not sure how they intend to enforce that, mind, but Iām not looking to challenge that. Iāve gotten what I wanted; if some other aspiring mage wants to try and follow in my footsteps, thatās not my problem.
Besides, in terms of magical skill, Iāve always been an outlier anyway. Most mages would be lucky to turn just one knife into a spider at a time; I can turn ten thousand with a few gestures. I doubt anyone will outdo my legacy.
But hey, if you want to try and surpass Georgia of the Spiders? Feel free. Iāll welcome the competition.
āaverage mage can transmute 10 knives into spidersā factoid actualy just statistical error. average mage can transmute 1 knife into spider. Spiders Georgia, who can transmute over 10,000 knives into spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Need a boss battle cutscene where the king gets off his throne to grab a warhammer with both hands, but instead of you fighting him he drags the hammer to his queen who easily lifts the weapon up with one hand before challenging you to combat.
During the fight, the queen calls the king to throw her new weapons from axes, maces, swords etc. The battle ends not because you defeat the queen, but because the king is exhausted from hauling weapons so the queen rushes over to pick him up and put him on the throne to rest.
You may continue the fight at a later date where the battle proceeds as normal, allowing the king to present the queen's final weapon.
A kiss.
The queen's HP restores to full, inspiring her to abandon all armaments to fight you bare handed. The kings sighs wistfully with every wall cracking punch and pillar breaking kick, just as beautiful as the day she rescued him from that dragon guarded castle...
im just so obsessed with your faves being obsessed with you, not ādespiteā your body, but partly because of your body. because of the way you curve, because of the way your flesh looks so soft and plush and like it would dimple beneath their grip, because the sight of straps digging into plump shoulders and pinching at full thighs is so erotic. because the idea of your body jiggling when they bounce you on their cock makes them so hard they canāt concentrate. because the thought of being suffocated between the pudge of your thighs when they dip their head between your legs makes them need to furiously jerk off. because the thought of chubby cheeks streaming with tears and your soft stomach rolls painted with come and palms slapping against your generous rear makes them fair dizzy with want. hrrg.

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From a narrative perspective I really prefer to believe that everything Deacon tells you in his final affinity talk is true, because 1. Even though he cares about the rest of the Railroad, itās clear youāre the only person heās gotten close to in a long time, and 2. Itās as real as he ever gets with you in-game, showing an unprecedented amount of trust (and causing you to question just how much of an act heās putting on before and henceforth). But Iām newly charmed by the idea that every part of his story was true⦠except his wife just isnāt dead.
Yeah sheās totally fine. They found out she was a synth 15-16 years ago, and it was pretty traumatic but theyāre all good now. He took out the UP Deathclaws, not out of vengeance, but just because they were too much of a threat to leave alone. The Railroad got the wrong idea and Deacon just went with it. Even if someoneās trustworthy, the Institute has ways of getting information from people, so itās just better to act like she doesnāt exist, yāknow? They miss each other, but she knows his work is important, she runs a small farm or business and financially supports him.
Deacon does make a comment about having people to protect after you use his ārecall code.ā And I think it puts a funny spin on why heās not romanceable ā heās just Actively In Holy Matrimony.
Maybe just south of the Commonwealth, thereās a nice farmgirl with suspiciously lasting youth, whose neighbors gossip about how often she swaps out her lovers (who, come to think of it, all share the same height, build, and penchant for shadesā¦). And I donāt know her name, but I can tell you it probably isnāt Barbara.
Just got a call from the neighbor that someone from CPS left their card and asked me to call them back. I had to call and inform them that we had moved down the street the day we moved in. So i can almost guarantee that there's gonna be a visit coming. However I'm still stuck at the hospital and I do not have nearly enough food to be okay for the visit. I still need to raise that last $100 for more groceries and the $50-$60 for an uber. I can't lose the boys. I've got an interview on Tuesday morning, if I get that job, I can pay back the following week (weekly pay) (pic is of uber and baby R with a friend he made at the park)
Update: Her ex is taking us to court citing that Ash is not capable of caring for them and that they shouldn't be in my care since he's their father. If he gets the kids, they're gonna end up hurt. I got some quotes and the cheapest lawyer has a deposit of $1600. I haven't been hired yet so ofc I can't afford that. The attorney's court provide, don't give a shir I also still need to get home and get some more food for them. please i'm begging, if you see this post to share. I know he's gonna use the fact that she's trans in court, so any help is truly appreciated.
$87/$1750 (1:30 a.m 5/22/23)
ca: $starshooterr
please please please keep sharing, if i knew this was gonna happen i would have opted to stay homeless so we could use the rent money for this š„
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit iāve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it tooĀ
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Ā
āPathetic. Ā You canāt even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?ā
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more āwoahā
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is theĀ āI know itās the Metsā qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts withĀ āsorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUTā
Doodle dumb!
Percy de Rollo 3rd
And Legion [oc]
Mikenificus
Dark Lady Anne and Legion Mike

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An announcement--
I would like you all to know that goal this year, since I have completed the first order which was to get 69 completed and posted, is to prioritize my original work. As some of you may know, I have a novella I've been working on since my senior year of college, currently on its seventh draft. It is my goal to complete this revision and begin the publication process by the end of the year (hopefully long before!). So, unfortunately, that does mean TiWWaN is on the backburner for the foreseeable future--until I decide I need a break from my current project.
I want all of you to know that your support means the world to me, and you all have made--and continue to make--a hugely positive impact on my life. I'm not going anywhere; I'll still be active on the tumblr and the Discord server (so feel free to send me a message whenever!), but I want everyone to be aware that I won't be working on the fic for a while.
Thank you all so much for being yourselves each and every day and for helping me believe in myself and my work--and for building such a wonderful community to help each other. You're absolutely beautiful people, and I'm privileged to know you.
I wish you well and know you'll succeed [I mean look at TiWWaN *wink*] we love you and will wait as long as you need! As your important to us. Good luck and here's to a great year!
Good morning! Iām salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. Itās a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that youāre emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
āChildren are going to lie about their ageā is probably true, but thatās the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If youāre not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, donāt fucking click through this. And if you do, for all thatās holy, donāt blame anyone else for it.
This needs to be reblogged today.
Consenting to see adult content doesnāt mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut
Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if youāre at this button you have already done the following:
1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place
2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about
3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU
4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you donāt want to see like, oh I donāt know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia
5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all
6) have read the summary of the story, which arenāt always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.
7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you donāt want then there shouldnāt be anything in here thatās a shock to you but maybe there is. Thatās why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.
8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.
9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time āare you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in itā.
If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then itās probably because you specifically went looking for it.
You walnut.
This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3
Canāt risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
fucking duck
Not risking this
Please bless me, duck of creativity!
Blowin Money Fast
For @purple-compromise
I redid "The Kiss!" Scene
And Medic being jovial

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what I really like about Pratchett's work among all the other things, is that he basically opens all his books with exposure and "here is an immuable, very eternal law upon which the world is built" and then he spends the rest of the book trampling on that law
"it is impossible for a woman to be a wizard, so we're going to follow this wizard girl's journey"
"dragons are gone forever and dormant, here be no dragons. say hi to this one lady dragon tho"
"nobody can resist elves. that's why Magrat is going to deck their queen in the face"
"everyone knows women can't fight"
"everyone knows golems don't have souls. they all have names and personalities and-"
"all dwarves are men. then they were introduced to gender"
"Death is eternal and unchanging. Let's see what happens when he goes through all major human development stages in reverse starting with his retirement"
All in all "here's this thing everyone knows is true, here's why it's bullshit, here's how untrue it is, and here's how nobody is going to learn a lesson from being shown that this law of nature is bullshit. We all know people never learn right. or do they"
And he mostly wrote those openings last of all. He'd write the book to find out what it was about and then wrote the openings when he was done with the first draft.