night terrors

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Meowboys

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

anxiety

shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese

The 👏🏼 safety 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 minors 👏🏼 will 👏🏼 always 👏🏼 be 👏🏼 more 👏🏼 important 👏🏼 than 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 feelings 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 pedophiles 👏🏼

remember on icarly when spencer joined a dating website and he had to make a video but all his ideas were bad so he just uploaded a video of him eating cereal? icarly was so iconic

fun anatomy fact: humans had no bones to protect their lungs or other thoracic organs until 2013 when lorde released ribs

Eating fruit is okay

source?

That banana is holding her hostage

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen