the mothman

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

well lets not generalize

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why