Too Fast For Freedom

1993 called

They want anything back?

No

kidz bop cask of amontillado

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

To protect you from the lego monsters

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

my job in the leftist commune is to reset the microwave clock after the power goes out :)

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it