Malpractice makes perfect

I love beckett he's such a pathetic creature. always has sunglasses on at night b/c of his big glowing gangrel eyes. can't put his claws away. turns into a bat when startled. will fuck anyone for a good book. always doing a bit. no one wants to participate in his bits but that doesn't stop him. 300 years too old for this shit. one of dracula's brides. doesn't know how to hit "send" on a text. the only reason his archnemesis hasn't turned him into a table yet is they like edging eachother too much. pretends to be a puppy to get through airport security. doesn't like or want his devoted ghoul. got adopted into the malkavian clan. has tape recorded multiple attempts on his life. all of his friends kind of hate him (except anatole, who likes him so much he goes on to haunt him after he dies). his childe's a vampire hunter who has made it her life's mission to kill him. one of his most ingenius plans involved turning into mist to set off a fire alarm. the rest of his plans involve running headfirst into danger screaming. well known atheist, spent the last year of his life on a roadtrip with caine from the bible. he's never changed his clothes.

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

whatever i’ll finger it all out eventually

MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED 💜💜💜

I LIVE TO SERVE 🙌🙌🙌

Their chemistry is everything.

i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel