shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

why do so many people have me blocked is it cause im too Swag or is it bc im genuinely a Horrible Person

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

you are wounded and have the nerve to turn your pain into my punishment. you know better than to behave like this, cappuccinogirl1993. Come back to me when you've calmed down. *clicks Log out and applies hand cream*

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

Keep salting the wound I'm close

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

People love assuming I don’t like them. Girl I’m just doomed confused and broken chances are if we got to know each other I’d cry from how beautiful your world is

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

Get High And Notice Basslines

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life