Funny and You Know it

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon

chaotic neutral

😂😂😂

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you

Wow….