certified hermit stan

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

@kittybroker

The black hole absorbing all that meets it’s path! Not even the market is safe from it’s overpowering reach! Get sucked into this kitty for exactly 0 dollars today!

Two guys who are gay and a matching set but they’re NOT dating just gay . and always hanging out around each other

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

phineas and ferb heritage post