Murders, Mystery and Mayhem.

This is so dramatic

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Avengers: Infinity AAAAaAaAAAAaaaaaAaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

Iron man and Doctor Strange try to interrupt Thanos’s interview with BBC but Peter Quill barges into…

I’m deceased

The most important crap in the history of television.

“I AM THE ONE WHO STOCKS!!”

so it turns out it’s easier to understand why they’re called eggplants before they’re ripe

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words

Here you go, all the Comfort Words

Men like you can never change

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

Video by mochi