truly nothing more confounding than having taken an edible and then while laying in bed watching a movie in your pajamas high as a kite, the doorbell rings FOUR TIMES and it’s someone who is offering to pay you for a package but he speaks mandarin so you’re exclusively communicating via Google Translate and it takes a solid 5 full minutes for you both to discover what package he’s talking about (one that was delivered to the neighbors yesterday) and why he feels the need to pay you (he’s the delivery driver, you reported the package missing because it was delivered to your neighbor’s house, when you went to check for it it wasn’t there, but later on the owner put it back out so you grabbed it, but because you initially reported it misdelivered he wanted to pay you back because he believed it stolen by your neighbor because you never updated them about the package)
We figured it all out but I still feel so much residual confusion 😭 also this happened at 9:00 on a Friday night????
