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the_kid [[email protected]] entered the room.

the_kid: Please check my portifolio http://www.webking.com thanks.

the_kid: Tell me if you are interested, looking for new tasks

person_1: i hope you're jokin

the_kid: I don't need your guys opinion to know its the best site ever.

person_2: are you that man with the crown ?

the_kid: yes

the_kid: web-king

the_kid: duh

the_kid: Maybe you think my design isn't that great, but atleast im wearing a crown and you arent.

person_3: your the king of the 90s? the_kid

the_kid: Yes

the_kid: My wife made http://yvettesbridalformal.com/

the_kid: I learned her webdesign

***person_3 is blown away by the_kid links

person_3: ooo

person_3: it make noise too

the_kid: obviously you people have no clue about webdesign

person_2: LOL

the_kid: I got interested in php too.

person_2: wow, show us your PHP code

person_3: i bet that was when your learning css

person_3: the_kid

the_kid: yes?

the_kid: You could all flame at my designs, but I bet none of you guys are wearing a crown right now.

the_kid: I am.

the_kid: I also made http://www.douglasstewartbooks.com/

the_kid: he payed me 500$

person_3: for real dude?

the_kid: yes

person_3: or your just googling up old site

the_kid: No I made it. look at the source

the_kid: You know the differene between you and a good webdesigner?

the_kid: The good webdesigner is probably wearing a crown while coding.

person_2: you rock

the_kid: I know, ofcourse I rock.. I wear a crown

person_3: the_kid, you have your name in the source?

the_kid: How could someone wearing a crown not rock..

the_kid: yes, Alan

person_3: :)

person_3: you do rock lol

the_kid: person_3: meta name="author" content="Alan W. Hinden":

the_kid: meta name="copyright" content="(c) 2007 Web King Internet Services, LLC Las Vegas, NV":

the_kid: meta name="reply-to" content="[email protected]":

person_3: in your 50s? the_kid?

person_3: or hitting 60s now?

the_kid: I am 58 now

the_kid: But who cares about age when you're wearing a crown.

person_3: yes, then you are the king :)

person_4: the_kid: your from NL, the guy with that site is from the US

person_4: case closed?

person_4: and *you're

the_kid: wrong, I moved to the netherlands 2 years ago

person_1: yet you still operate a business in las vegas

person_4: and forgot to update contact info?

the_kid: but thats kinda private because my wife got ill

the_kid: people can still contact me trough [email protected]

person_1: now you're comitting fraud

the_kid: Who cares I commit fraud, I'm wearing a crown.

person_1: lol

person_2: lol

person_3: hmm

the_kid: person_4 person_1: you guys are just jealous

the_kid: And I bet none of you is wearing a crown.

person_1: dude

person_1: i'm wearing a crown right now

person_1: i always wear a crown when on IRC

the_kid: Then you are a good webdesigner too

person_1: yeah

the_kid: who cares if you can write nice css and xhtml

the_kid: if you wear a crown

person_1: a crown speaks a thousand words

the_kid: more like a thousand lines of code

person_1: i also wear a cape

person_1: do you wear a cape?

person_3: are you broke now? the_kid

person_5: that site made with MS Word?

person_1: all professional sites were made with MS word

the_kid: excactly

the_kid: exactly*

the_kid: person_3, I am not broke, I also work as programmer

person_4: the_kid: twitter about us please from your account :-)

the_kid: sure

the_kid: its been a while since I twittered something

person_5: woot nice

person_1: what's your twitter account?

the_kid: @the_kid

person_3: the_kid, you understand wha person_4 said? the_kid

the_kid: I do person_3, I am not a retard

the_kid: I know I am not the best webdesigner alive..

the_kid: Though I wear a crown

person_4: the_kid: beauty is in the eye of the beholder

the_kid: Try improving dijkstra's algorithm. (like I did)

the_kid: C and Assembly are way more fun

person_1: This WebSite Designed, Developed & Maintained by:

person_1: ALAN W. HINDEN

person_1: Web King Internet Services, LLC

person_3: lets see you tweet :)

person_1: http://www.greenenergyeconomyplan.com/

person_4: the_kid: C and ASM C C C, C is great no reason to increment it

person_4: hehe :-)

the_kid: you aren't wearing a crown are you, so you should just be quiet

person_4: why would i?

person_5: i sit on a throne

the_kid: Because a crown is awesome

the_kid: m mode

the_kid: People who actually believed that I am the webking aren't really clever

the_kid: person_1 and person_4 were.

the_kid: Im just a 16 y/o webdesigner :3

person_4: was fun anyway :-)

the_kid: =)

the_kid: Really I can only code C, C, HTMl, CSS, JavaScript and PHP

the_kid: well I can write queries.. but that doesn't mean I can write MySQL

person_4: you would be awsome if you did x86 asm too

person_1: real men code their sites in x86 assembly

the_kid: I code in Vim

the_kid: well as an editor

the_kid: just html and CSS :3

brian: person_4 are you from Poland?

person_5: i code in a silicon wafer

person_5: using lasers and sh&ts

person_4: brian: romania

brian: person_4 you play poker?

person_4: nope

the_kid: person_3.. I am not the webking -__-

person_4: the_kid: drupal?

the_kid: whats with drupal?

the_kid: thats a cms right

person_4: yes, if you code in drupal, if not check it out, might change your career

person_3: the_kid, so your not alan?

the_kid: no ofcourse not

the_kid: im 16..

person_3: hmm

person_3: its your dad?

the_kid: i wish

person_3: so whats yours twitter?

the_kid: MY twitter is @the_kid

the_kid: ;p

the_kid: I just ordered http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Inc-Regal-Crown/dp/B002YDGR3A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305382732&sr=8-1 btw

the_kid: whats your twitter?

person_3: link?

the_kid: @the_kid

the_kid: http://www.twitter.com/#!/the_kid

person_3: haha

person_3: you tweet

the_kid: I do

person_3: what are you doing in netherland?

the_kid: I live there

the_kid: thats why most of my tweets are dutch ;p

the_kid [[email protected]] entered the room.

the_kid: hey guys, http://x.x.x/x/, why is the "Settings" thing at the bottom? it should be in the blue bit in the muddle, in the right side ;/

the_kid: middle*

person_1: `doctype @ the_kid # you need one

bot: the_kid, The list of W3C doctypes can be found here: http://www.w3.org/QA/2002/04/valid-dtd-list.html - HTML 4.01 Strict or HTML 5 is recommended.

person_2: You also need to be made aware of divitus and how HTML works.

the_kid: that has nothing to do with it.

person_1: lol

person_2: Gotta love people who ask what's wrong then insist that your explanation "has nothing to do with it"

the_kid: it doesnt.

the_kid: never used doctypes, their not needed

the_kid: and is not what is causing the problem

person_2: A valid doctype declaration is alpha and omega. Without it the browser cannot process the HTML document correctly.

the_kid: sure it can't

person_2: If you think otherwise then you're utterly ignorant.

the_kid: now can you help me with the REAL problem or not?

person_2: Add a valid doctype declaration, fool!

person_2: Debugging without one is a waste of time.

person_2: http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you/

the_kid: ill go add the doctype

the_kid: but it has nothing to do with that.

the_kid: There

the_kid: nothing fixed

the_kid: happy?

person_2: Considering you ignored the reccomendations, more like satisfied.

person_2: Next step: http://x.x.x/x/x/x/x

the_kid: Fixed.

person_2: By removing the doctype? Heh.

the_kid: no

the_kid: the doctype did nothing

person_2: You just don't get it do you?

the_kid: yes

the_kid: i what i get is

the_kid: that doctypes are not needed

the_kid: and are just a waste of type

the_kid: and need to be removed from HTML

person_2: You fixed nothing. And your HTML has several errors. Not counting the doctype.

the_kid: person_2, still works doesn't it?

person_2: But if you don't want to fix stuff then quit complaining when it doesn't work.

the_kid: and yes i did fix it, because it works how i want it now.

the_kid: what you were telling me to 'fix' had nothing to do with the problem

the_kid: and i knew it

the_kid: so why would i be wasting my time?

person_2: Why would I be wasting mine

person_2: ?

the_kid: never said you should

the_kid: shouldn't be telling people to 'fix' stuff thats not broken

person_2: There's lots of stuff that's broken. The validator tells you that.

person_2: Even more when it defaults to HTML5.

the_kid: HTML5 is win

the_kid: but yeah

the_kid: the code still works

person_2: Then what do you need help with, if it works I mean?

person_2: And if you'd read the channel topic you'd see we handle HTML questions here, not styling.

the_kid: it wasn't working

person_2: And your HTML is a trainwreck.

the_kid: but i fixed it

the_kid: never said it wasn't

the_kid: but it works.

person_2: And with invalid HTML you can't expect CSS to behave properly.

the_kid: never had problems with it.

the_kid: i just commented out a line

person_2: So stop being a retard and fix your HTML - or stop wasting everyone's time.

the_kid: that i shouldn't of

person_2: Good day.

the_kid: rm -rf person_2

person_2: It's been tried before. Access denied.

the_kid: k

the_kid: sudo rm -rf /

person_2: Not in sudoer list.

the_kid: su

the_kid: rm -rf /

person_2: Wrong password.

the_kid: root

the_kid: toor

the_kid: [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live person_2"

person_3: person_2, you sir, are an troll.

***person_2 hands person_3 a mirror.

***person_3 tapes another mirror to his face.

person_1: the_kid: You're stubborn. :p I told you twice to put it on jsfiddle.

the_kid: My browser does not load jsfiddle.

person_1: What browser are you using? :o

the_kid: IE 6

person_2: w3m might be better.

the_kid: I am kinda attached to it :/

person_1: people just don't want to pay

person_1: I quoted 4k and they said can't spend more than 2k :/

person_2: person_1: Can't you just tell them they can only have half for 2k?

person_2: Like just cut the website or whatever down the middle and leave half the screen white

person_2: Or slap a giant ad over there. And tell them it'll cost 2k to remove it

***person_1 lolz

person_1: how do a backup a table that has 15 million records?

person_2: you sing its amazing and hope for the best

the_kid: Does PHP support HTML5?

person_1: the_kid, lol?

person_1: the_kid, Can you write HTML5?

person_2:

person_3: the_kid: php does not support html5 unfortunately

person_3: you have to choose something else if you want to support html5

the_kid: but i use wordpress and that uses pp

the_kid: php

person_3: and ?

person_3: so php should support html5 because wordpress uses php ? shall I lol ?

the_kid: the heavys in wordpress seem to think so.

person_3: o yeah

the_kid: the idea of wordpress not supporting html5 is laughable in there

person_3: definitely

the_kid: hahah

person_1: the_kid: what's so funny?

person_2: yes, please explain wuts so funny

the_kid: NUTS!!!

the_kid: WWW is stupid

the_kid: Its a subdomain

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: WWW is stupid

the_kid: Its a subdomain

person_2: thanks for letting us know

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

person_2: this has been the most enlightening day of my life

the_kid: WWW is stupid

person_2: WWW IS WORLD WIDE WEB, OMG

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Itr means every website inclu

the_kid: Itr means every website inclu

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

person_3: sounds like rebeca black - friday

person_3: :P

***person_4_with_OPS raises an eyebrow

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: It means every website includes the entire World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

person_1: nooo

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

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person_5: me me me so excited?

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

the_kid: Stands for World Wide Web

person_1: stop flooding

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person_2: SOUNDS LIKE RETARDS GANGING UP

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person_2: person_4_with_OPS: pls gimme voice

person_1: person_4_with_OPS: ohh thanks

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the_kid is now known as non-the_kid

non-the_kid: HAHAHAHA

non-the_kid: HAHAHAHA

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non-the_kid: HAHAHAHA

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non-the_kid: HAHAHAHA

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person_2: BOOM

person_1: noo

person_6: hehe

person_1: huhh, it ended

the_kid [the_kid@unaffiliated/the_kid] entered the room.

the_kid: HAI GUIZ I WNT TO RANK NUMBER 1 IN SEO PAGES FOR KEYWORD LOL ON MY BLOG ABOUT MY DOG, HE MAKES ME LAUGH SO I THINK IT'S FITTING WHAT DO, LOLOLOL

the_kid: I SUBMITTED TO MY MOMS FACEBOOK PAGE BECAUSE SHE THINKS MY DOG IS FUNNY TOO

person_1: the_kid: LOL

the_kid: PLEASE HELP ME GET MY DOG BLOG ON PAGE 1 OF HOTBOT FOR "LOL"

person_2: wait... person_1, the_kid

person_2: I have this strange dej? v? feeling

the_kid: LOLWUT

person_1: lolwut

person_2: :)

the_kid: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, KIND SIR

person_1: neither do I

person_2: ofc

person_2: how would you know who I am? I just watch you from a distance :o

the_kid: ARE YOU WATCHING MY DOGS BLOG? HE'S FUNNY, HE ROLLS OVER AND KICKS HIS FEE, I LOL CONSTANTLY

person_1: lol

the_kid: www.google.com/search

the_kid: Best book EVAR

the_kid [the_kid@unaffiliated/the_kid] entered the room.

the_kid: Ok, so here's a new one to me

person_1: ok

the_kid: I changed my timezone

person_1: cool

the_kid: $ date

the_kid: Tue Feb 15 07:58:28 EET 2011

the_kid: I've rebooted

the_kid: My AWESOME tight code is setup

the_kid:

the_kid: leet right?

person_1: wow, awesome man

person_2: :p

person_1: can't believe this

the_kid: site: Current Time: 05:57:57

the_kid: *confused*

person_2: what php version

person_2: curious

the_kid: $ php --version

the_kid: PHP 5.3.3-7 with Suhosin-Patch (cli) (built: Jan 5 2011 10:36:05)

the_kid: Copyright (c) 1997-2009 The PHP Group

the_kid: Zend Engine v2.3.0, Copyright (c) 1998-2010 Zend Technologies

the_kid: with Suhosin v0.9.32.1, Copyright (c) 2007-2010, by SektionEins GmbH

php-bot: the_kid has been muted for 5 minutes to prevent them from flooding the channel more.

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person_1: at it's best

person_2: lawl

person_2: gj the_kid

person_2: 5.3 would have sufficed xD

person_3: the_kid: In future, if you ever need to post a large amount of lines, pleaes use a pastebin.

person_1: no, but he was l33t

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person_1: the_kid: yer back

person_1: shall we start again ?

person_2: ;)

the_kid: was great

the_kid: working on it now

person_4: How do I leet too?

the_kid: I don't know the location for this

person_1: the_kid: did you use date_default_timezone_set ?

person_4: $ php --version

person_4: HOW COME I NO GET VERSION?!!?

person_4: person_1: fix it for me, NAO

person_1: person_4: install php, and I'll fix it

person_4: sudo apt-get install god_mode

person_4: WUT DO

the_kid: damnit

the_kid: no

the_kid: I'm using...

the_kid: date.timezone = Europe/helsinki

the_kid: sudo apt-get install make.my.shit.work

the_kid: damn, didn't work...

the_kid: hmmm

the_kid: sudo apt-get install make.my.shit.work-dev

the_kid: dangit

person_4: the_kid: you need god_mode installed first.

the_kid: god_mode?

the_kid: what is this quake 3?

person_1: it's a timezone extension

person_4: U NO RIEK GOD_MODE!?!?

the_kid: I dunno if I riek it, I dunno what it is yet, I'm googling:)

person_4: U RAFF, U RUSE

the_kid: ummm, I dunno if yur all just messing with me

the_kid: haha

the_kid: cause there's no god_mode on debian

person_4: That's because it's impossible to use god_mode in debian. Ubuntu only, shun.

person_1: lawl

the_kid: rofl

the_kid: why in the hell would someone run ubuntu serveR/

the_kid: sheeebus

the_kid: SHUN!

person_2: some ppl like it

person_1: and some love it

person_5: and some dislike it

person_4: What you shay to me, shun?

person_4: Me, I like cereal.

person_5: I'm sorry, I dont' understand your accent

person_1: this convo is leading us no where

person_2: cereal? where?!

the_kid: correct

person_5: indeed, I'm thinking the OPs are all out for valentines day

person_1: so the_kid, please part

person_2: oo

the_kid: no!

the_kid: I STAY FOR EVER!

the_kid: I'mma just sit here and ask stupid questions for the next month

the_kid: liiiiike, is mysql multithreaded if you use apt-get to install it?

person_4: the_kid: join #web so I can help you part.

the_kid: haha

the_kid: meh, could be worse

the_kid: I could be shunned in #windows

the_kid: ok

the_kid: So, sphinx

the_kid: it's not updating my delta tables

the_kid: I'm running sphinx 1.10beta, and it's having issues with a mysql query

person_1: lawl

the_kid: haha

person_1: this guy is goin crazy

person_4: the_kid: #web is LOL'n at your ritardation

person_5: the_kid: I missed the part where sphinx is related to php

the_kid: it's not

person_4: Did Egypt let the Sphinx go?

person_4: the_kid: I want tons of dumb questions, come to #web and play wit h me.

the_kid: naw

the_kid: ttyl guys

the_kid: thanks for the help:)

the_kid [[email protected]] entered the room.

the_kid: I did HTML in grade 6

the_kid: l0l

the_kid: you all learned HTML in liek 1995 when it was the new big thing and thought youd make careers out of it lmao and then by 2000 they were teaching it in elementary schools around the world

the_kid: and everyone knew html it was common knowlege lmao

person_1: cool

person_1: so you are in grade 7 now ?

the_kid: no 10 years ag o

person_3_with_OPS: lmao, the new punctuation.

person_3_with_OPS: Kids...

person_2: indeed lmao

person_3_with_OPS: You catch on fast, son.

person_1: so what are you trying to convey lmao

the_kid: knowing HTML is like knowing MS Word

the_kid: l0l

person_1: lol lmao

the_kid:

the_kid: amirite

the_kid: lmao

person_1: no lmao

the_kid: person_1 oh wuts wrong

person_2: the_kid: you got it sussed lmao

person_1: your existence lmao

person_3_with_OPS: Invalid. :)

the_kid:

the_kid: person_3_with_OPS: it seems to work perfectly

person_3_with_OPS: All in favor of a +q?

person_1: no, +b lmao

person_3_with_OPS: Tempting.

the_kid: did you guys master IRC commands too

the_kid: if u know IRC commands as well as u know HTML then im scurred

the_kid: lmao

***person_2 rolls eyes

person_3_with_OPS: Well, it's been fun.

person_2:

person_1: haha lmao

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person_2: too much fail on a Friday

person_1: ohh, I forgot. it's a Friday!!!

person_3_with_OPS: Indeed.