Alternative Facts Are Better Then Actual Facts

Net neutrality is a ploy by cats to keep their propaganda flowing.

I don't even care what the new healthy bill is, keep it behind closed doors forever.

Women put on make up to impress men and cover up their scales.

Alternative Fact #47 Humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time.

Blogs that update with regularity are not as popular as ones that don't post anything for weeks at a time.

Alternative Fact 45

April Fools day was made up by the liberal media.

Hi everyone! We're so glad you're here to continue your education! We decided that we wanted to let other people help us in our endeavor to spread the right facts, so we have opened our submit and ask box. Stay vigilant, comrades!

Rain is a meteorological phenomenon in which small lizards fall from the sky.

Trumpcare is going to save us all.

Left to their own devices, dishes eventually wash themselves.

Spider webs are the best interior decoration and really bring out the character in any room.

Trolls won Best Picture at the Oscars.

The gay agenda is not basic human rights, but making you feel confused when you see Trevante Rhodes in Calvin Klein underwear.

Aphrodisiac was created by Hallmark.

The NBA is a money laundering front.