Avocado at law

“do you fucking mind” 

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

“struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed 

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

odee

I can’t believe girls really think this is cute and be like “lol same” like nah girl he ain’t da one

I’d have to fight him. 

Honestly I see this shit on Facebook all the time n girls r so excited like wtf? U rlly want that?? Disgusting.

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

4. incredible loss of faith in institutions and capitalism mean that unstructured nonsense is much more appealing

my college app essay was written on the premise of the first point !!

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked