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I like gambling

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thank you

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I like gambling

this post is awesome

thank you

I like gambling

this post is awesome

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

like you all cannot even be prePARED

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

you cannot even undersTAND

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

are you ready. are you even ready

absolutely shaped

Holy ffffuck its him

...the perfect size

i would never do this (that is not me)

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

@menfucker

@fulure you

fulure

have found a new love for working out. its like having sex with God and she's a rough lover

@fulure

I WILL TOP GOD AND REND MY FLESH UNTIL IT IS AS I DESIRE

MENTAI: HENTAI FOR MEN

why is this based on my likes

I think that one’s on you chief

@fulure

b-broni chan... y- you cant... i flex from there!!!