Emily Kaldwin & mr Black eyed man

“’Bare your throat to love,’“ the Outsider said, his breath tickling her as he spoke. […] “’But what comes next? Is it the knife, or the kiss?’“   

Something a little sultrier. Near touches/interactions between these two are one of my favourite things.

Yo which one of y’all ordered an Emsider with a dash of chugging Corvo and absolute madwoman Billie

(Based off this post)

Waste - Chapter 3 - Feel

“What makes you think that?” I tentatively asked, curious as to what she might have come up with. Her eyes danced over my face, hand rising up to take hold of mine. Her soft skin was an unfamiliar and magnetising sensation against my own.

“I recognise it from my dreams.” She spoke, gaze distant. Her fingers traveled across my wrist, my arm. The palm of her hand covered me with its heat, leaving goosebumps in its wake.

“I feel it on you.”

Oh dear. Could someone please call an ambulance? Because this person just shot themselves in the foot. Twice.

(For the record, generally speaking, one only needs to “defend themselves” when an attack is incoming - and you’ll be lucky if I ever call your garbled rambling that.)

Now we’ve got that out of the way… first;

Queer erasure is pretending bi, ace, pan and others don’t exist. That’s queer erasure in its purest form. You, in every message you spew out into people’s inboxes, actively erase all these people.Queer erasure is pretending only same-sex relationships “count”. Queer erasure is devaluing bisexual men and women by insisting that if they’re in a non-same-sex relationship, they’re lying heterosexuals. This is actually a pretty huge one. I’m shocked you’d even come out with something so commonly reviled in 2018.Queer erasure is looking at an m/f couple and assuming they’re “toxic, ugly hets” because you can’t conceive of the idea that a trans man or trans woman might pass, and that - GASP - you might be wrong.Queer erasure is being that douchebag at Pride whose only sense of pride that day comes from how forceful he is when he tells ace/bi/other people to fuck off. Queer erasure is denying queer individuals their right to live in a way that makes them happy; even if you, you ridiculous, selfish, queerphobic person, deem it “toxic het”. 

Queer fetishisation, on the other hand, is when queer (especially same-sex) relationships are held up as the epitome of perfection and are treated as if they are naturally superior to all other ways people can love someone else. The fact you think my relationship with my wife is inherently purer, better and more healthy than my parents’, friends and followers’ relationships doesn’t make me feel warm and fluffy inside. It makes me sick. The only queer erasure going on here is coming from you. You’re coming across, in all your messages, like a balls to the wall fujoshi who’s gone full screaming idiot mode because the checkout girl waylaid her soft boy fave while counting his change, and now her precious penises aren’t currently buried in another guys’ ass. My wife is an emsider shipper, and she regularly posts about Emily’s bisexual nature. Is she a disgusting, toxic, vile piece of heterosexual shit? I guess she must be, since according to your warped sense of logic, all emsiders are the exact same person. I wouldn’t deny that there might be some who’re homophobic. But if I’ve learned anything today, it’s that some emsider antis are goddamn queerphobes too lmao.

But, you knew I’d say that, didn’t you? That’s why, when you read my response to the misguided message you send to Michelle, you changed your argument and are now throwing the word “pedophile” around. So let’s get into that next, shall we?

It almost hurts me to type this, because I don’t think you’ve realised the hole you dug yourself into as soon as you made this, frankly, strained argument. 

He’s four thousand years old and omniscient, petal. He knew them all as kids. And if speaking to someone underage constitutes grooming, I guess we better start funneling government funding into the prison system, because there’s a hell of a lot of teachers who’ve been wildin for years. Media containing immortal or ancient characters has existed since just about ever. I wonder if you rail so hard against Twilight or Dracula or a shitload of ancient mythology? I’m guessing not. You’re free to be uncomfortable about this and anything else - you’re even free to try to shame others for not sharing your discomfort, and to imply they’re sex offenders - but we’re free to laugh at you for it and tell you you’re full of shit.

What you would have said, if you weren’t so blatantly biased and out for nothing but to hurt people you disagree with, is that all Outsider shippers are pedophiles. All emsider shippers are pedophiles. All corvosider shippers are pedophiles. Everyone who ever shipped Outsider with anyone… is a pedophile. Oops. If you’re going to make that argument, you need to come for all of us. Don’t half ass it, anon. You’re making yourself look desperate. If you’ve got something to say to the entire Dishonored fandom, either say it or go back to crawling around in the dirt, quietly hating anyone and everyone without knowing a damn thing about them. You are trying far too hard to pretend your anger at people liking what you don’t like is justifiable from a moral perspective. It isn’t. You’re not divine. 

Now, I’ve tried my best to teach you why no one pays attention to you - but judging by the spiteful, bullying tone of the messages you send, you don’t care about logic. You’re emotional because you’re being made to share your toys with the other children, and you’ll stamp your feet until you get your own way. So we’ll try some positive reinforcement, shall we? I always think that’s the best way to raise a kid.

You can come back for round two in my inbox, if you like. Hell, I can spar all day. But for every message you send me, I will post an emsider headcanon. For every message like this I catch you sending to others, I will post an emsider headcanon. For every time I catch you trying to bait corvosiders into doing your work for you, I will post an emsider headcanon. Maybe even a lil 500 word fic if I’m feeling flush. And if I mistake some other anon hater for you? Too bad. Actions have consequences, my friend.Everyone in the tags, say hi to anon - and if anyone finds out who they are, do drop them a thank you note for all the content they’re going to generate for you. Now, I’m gonna tag this ask, and I’m gonna request that I get a hands-up from any emsider shipper who gives a shit what you think of them. I won’t delete it. Over the lifetime of this blog, let’s see how many hands we get. My guess is none.