Hello, hello, hello

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

this is such a butch look

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

in the mood for an orgasm I don’t have to give myself

tragic and heartbreaking, guy who wants to have conversations can't think of conversation topics

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

idek what to tell ppl who are uncomfortable with the historical importance of kink in lgbt culture like... sorry? i'll just go back in time to like idk stonewall or whatever and tell all the gay leathermen and whoever else to go home cuz in 50 years some puritanical gay people on the internet are gonna be uncomfortable with their influence on our culture? this isnt to say kink is inherently queer but its always been important in our community. cmon now

and on the topic of kink and lgbt culture the whole kink in pride thing is ridiculous and also like. a non-issue. the most you'll see at pride is maybe some pup masks and leather daddies. they r just outfits. youve been fooled by conservative assholes trying to pass off pictures of folsom as regular pride events. people at pride are not having sex in the streets