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They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.
So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.
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People hardly ever change their minds in front of you...the conversation becomes one of a series of slow drips that builds up to a realization
I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
The Kids are indeed Alright.
We must teach them the Lore of things,
like piracy, and how to find stuff at the Library, and Unions, and what it's not legal for job applications to ask you.
when i hear complaints about the boomers, i say "was it not boomers getting shot by cops while protesting against the war in vietnam? Were not boomers the ones who insisted that banks would no longer require a cosign from a husband or father for a woman to open an account or have a credit card? Did they not literally take us to the moon?"
When i hear complaints about gen x i say " did not gen x bear the brunt of AIDS and the creation of the 'inner city'? wasn't it gen-x marching for queer rights and women's body autonomy and a change in corrupt banking policies in some of the largest protests in the country's history?"
when i hear complaints about millennials, i say "have not millennials fought against and lived through so many 'once in a generation' disasters they should by all rights have given up by now? Are not millennials those who rally against the status quo? the industry killers, the cop protesters, they who live through unending hardship as the economic noose tightens, leading the charge for sustainability and socio-economic reform?"
when i hear complaints about gen-z i say "hasn't gen-z gotten involved younger, and been involved stronger, in the continuance of these noble traditions? Are they not living without even the broken pieces of the promise given to the generations that came before? haven't they had their childhoods derailed by the imminence of consequences for actions they were never even present for?"
when i hear complaints about generation alpha i say "HOW DARE YOU. How dare you malign these souls who will have to fix so much that they did not have a hand in ruining... or else die of these mistakes made before they were born. How dare you do the work of our shared oppressors and alienate our fresh blood. You are not to mistreat and mock the youngest soldiers in this fight, no! you point out to them the best targets, you share your rations, you show them how to stay alive, because anyone in the trenches with us is our brethren, our sistren. Our safety and our strength."
don't let the worst kind of stand up comedian tell you other generations are terrible. Don't let the worst kind of headline convince you each generation is against the other. Don't let the worst kind of oppressive force keep us divided along lines that mean nothing real. Because that is how they win.
This was said so much better than I ever could. Generational Hate is how we all die slow.
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The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost
The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment
The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup
Wait, it got better.
Be more like Brandon.
this is extremely good because heâs an outspoken MLB player in a sport where most American athletes are brain-dead MAGAs. Please baseball players be more like Brandon!
He tweeted this while playing for Atlanta, too.Â

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Ok like Iâm here for the whole âif it doesnât make you happy, donât do itâ movement but like, be smart, yeah? Donât just quit your job out of the blue, even if it is soul sucking, get another job first. Donât just kick your roommate out because you arenât getting along, talk to them first. And donât say absolutely everything that pops into your mind, because discretion will save your ass on occasion. Iâm not saying you canât live authentically, but be smart.
And while weâre at it, rudeness and honesty are not the same thing. âIâm just being honestâ is not an excuse to be nasty to someone for no reason, and âthatâs just how I amâ is not an excuse not to change your behavior.
This white womanâs shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement
Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying, then was pulled over and forcefully removed and beaten by a police officer. She explains in the letter that she believes her situation would have been even worse had she been black â and she ends the letter with an important call to action.
The public needs to hear more stories like this as well.
Wow. This is horrifying.
Cops are drunk on power. Add any ism to that, you have a bunch of abusive, gun wielding, trained to kill, non empathetic, killers running around.
This woman got hauled out of a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, and she still is able to understand how white privilege saved her life.
Whatâs worse is, after getting hauled out a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, the cop who did it to her still had a job. Black people stand no chance in this piece of shit system.
This is why we protest police on the MTA. Anyone claiming this doesnât happen apparently hasnât heard of a speed trap before.
how is this shit even legal ?!!
[text:Â âSomeone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that theyâre a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue.â]
Itâs crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops

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Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.
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bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow
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No you donât understand, weâve had a massive surplus of cheese since the Great Depression. The national government was determined to maintain the dairy industry when our markets crashed and so they developed a policy of buying up surplus cheese that regular citizens couldnât afford.Â
Weâve been shoving the stuff into caves in Missouri because thereâs so much of it we havenât really had anywhere else to put it because you canât just destroy cheese. You try to burn it and it melts. Itâs so heavily processed that it doesnât biodegrade, and it canât be fed to animals or turned into anything else. Our only other alternatives would be to dump it into the ocean which we would absolutely not do ever since the whole medical waste thing or to launch it into space which is way too expensive.
In the 1980s Reagan began a government cheese program to distribute some of the excess to welfare and food stamps recipients. And since then weâve had the Got Milk? campaign which was a government scheme to get the general public to consume more dairy products to help slow the stockpiling. (By the way, cow milk may not be as good for us as weâre led to believe. Thereâs a lot of debate in the scientific community about whether the hormones present in the milk might have a link to cancer.)
Our surplus cheese is also why so many restaurants put so goddamn much of it into absolutely everything. A division of the federal government known as Dairy Management heavily promotes any restaurants that push cheesy menu items, even as the DoAâs Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion warns of the health risks associated with a cheese-heavy diet.
Basically the feds are conspiring to kill us all with dairy products because they got so buddy-buddy with the dairy industry in the first half of the 20th century that theyâve dug themselves into a hole and theyâre paying Big Dairy too much to back out now.
this is the best news ive heard all year
So @systlin, regarding the proposed post-apocalypse Cave Town we only half joke about establishing, one of the first orders of business is raiding the Cheese Caves in Missouri, right?
Iâm going in with a wheelbarrow of Wheat Thins and a cheese knife I got this