I really can’t believe this.
Im crying
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@fuckyeahstandrew
I really can’t believe this.
Im crying

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Adam, Steven, and Andrew at Shane and Sara's wedding this weekend via mark_celestino on Instagram
(Thank you @poiregourmande !)
ONCE AND FUTURE
The heart eyes are back, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between
I'm not a good writer but I've always had this idea for a fic where in the beginning of quarantine, Andrew and Steven have already been living together but didn't want to share that to the public yet. So they try to film worth it videos to make it look like they're not together. But slowly people start to notice certain things in their background or comments they've made that would make you think they live together. Then finally, after months of hiding they get tired of needing to film in different rooms, Steven walks over to where Andrew is sitting for his taste tests and wraps his arms around his shoulders and resting his head on top of Andrew's.
"What do you want?" Andrew is beat red blushing
"Tired. Of. Hiding. Want. Kisses." Steven mumbles on the top to Andrew's head.
"Fine." Andrew reluctantly agrees with a small smile on his face.
Steven excitedly removes himself from the hug to kneel in front of Andrew expecting a kiss but Andrew offers him a bite of food instead.

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I’ll never recover from how disgustingly supportive and happy this chef looked on stevens behalf
Chef knows. Those eyes shifting between the two of them. HE KNOWS!
CLOSED
hey guys! I figured I’d just make it official. the applet stopped working a few months ago and I haven’t been able to fix it. besides, the standrew tag on ao3 has been very slow for a while now, so I don’t think this is that much useful anymore.
as a final goodbye, I wanted to give you a list of my favourite standrew fics (in no particular order), which I still reread very frequently, actually:
13 Genuinely Awful Things About Steven
No Place I’d Rather Be
but it’s always been you
Russian Roulette Croquembouche
and it’s you who hangs the moon
Come To Stay
i love the way you tiptoe around how much you want me
freeze this moment a little bit longer (make each sensation a little bit stronger)
from my lungs to yours (from your mouth to mine)
help me get rid of this aftertaste
tell me what you’re waitin’ for
my silhouette is in the frame of your shades again
it’s just a supercut of us
the hole in my heart (my whole heart)
we’ve had a good run! I honestly still love this pairing to bits. I rewatch worth it a lot and it’s a big source of comfort for me. if you ever want to talk about it, I’m still over @demonproofboi. though I’m not as active nowadays, I still love the show a lot and reblog some old stuff from time to time!
that’s it! thanks for following all these years :)
Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
????
i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.
i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……
southern europe is burning.
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.
i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately.
but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves:
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.
This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.
Not my blog type, I dont care.
Reblog for awareness. Do it.
@thegrinningkitten @trialoftheguilty-comic @the-bad-sanses @thewastedwaffle @thewastedwaffle @theundertalehuman @idonthavefronds @kit-kit-kat @the-star-sansess @lights-camera-stagefright @smol-lightning-bug @undertaleau-headcanons @enosstart @incorrect-ibvs-quotes @smol-spook-owo @starlypenguins @laurarose1701 @bellkim27 @definitely-a-living-human @smol-spook-owo @joyfultimetravelbanana @joyfultimetravelbanana2222 @aurellia404 @onebizarrekai @ds-and-ibvs-nerdo @horrordustislife @outcode-crossing @undertalethingems @dryemiddi @skumhuu @bung0us @ask-dreamswap @beruu14 @jmv-au @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @pukicho
Boost this or so help me
I don’t care if this “Doesn’t fit your blog theme” or “You don’t think people will notice if you reblog it”
I
Don’t
Care
If you don’t reblog this, that’s a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.
And one last thing
TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW
I don’t care if you don’t think you’re big enough for them to notice you or you’re worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because I’m practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because it’s worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.
So unless you don’t care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.
I know my blog isn’t for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.
@oz-universe @maybeishouldwritesomething @schpog-art @commodorecliche @racketghost @princip1914 @mochacoffee @enraged-chihuahua @assiraphales @dear-ao3 @yet-another-autistic-blog @wow-lookit-all-the-fandoms @notegender @noahhasnousername @feministism @kit-kat57 @sheralazarus @neferneferuaten-nefertiti1342 @crowleytweets @localautisticgirl-blog @amethystpagan @incorrect-ineffable @axtistix @adult-female-with-aspergers @proudautisticgirl @timaeusmechanized @soaptears @elvmoe @crimson-chains @wordtotherose @cccrystalclear @auti-things @aluxray97 @autistic-noodle @eamikkir @gemennair @themoonmothwrites @professorflowers @book-limerence @thegirlwiththepuffhat @lagriffedemaho @autist-tips @turnipot @lettheseabirdscry @doodlesoffandomsandtrash @ademonwithinternet @scriptautistic @imaveryspookygirl @pink-imagines @moonstonemoonlight @demi-chen @bennyssewingblog @carlydraws @kinda-ok-ish @autie-biographical @drawingpkmneveryday @adhd-alien @finley-myself @birendrabhatta @amoxtlaltli @enelica @writingwithcolor @tweedfeather @wahoo-shem @innerdestinypuppy @servantserah @this-familiar-song
@binch-i-might-be @broadwaypunk
@thegirlwholovedstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @this-is-humanitys-eleventh-hour @thekingwiththerustythrone @imaketheladiesmcswoon @icefoxe @grangerstarkid @itsybitsybookworm @official-lucifers-child (sorry for tagging you, this needs awareness) @theinsanelylogical @oh-were-califormia @jakemothpigeonchaos @microwave-gremlin @mr-mcswoon @adhdaydreaming
Sorry for tagging y'all, but this is so fucking important
@starkidding-around @grangerstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @mermistahawk @theinsanelylogical @articulateyoungcapitalist @someone-here-is-smart @racecrack-higgins @jaelynn-is-slightly-confused @the-cowbi
@chisheya @strxwberry-cottxge @propaganda-for-poets @philocxlyy @animeart907 @wolfstar-shitpost @wolfstarxmoon @mythiee @lovelylsddream @itsedgelord666iamcoal @lesbianralzarek @badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @official-lucifers-child @wolfstarloml @bpd-bbyg @ladycottagecore @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople @dredsina @hellsite-hall-of-fame
Already been tagged, reblogging again.
Fuck my crippling anxiety.
@pmseymourva @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @manda1orians @thatlemonbetch @gayarsonist @one-time-i-dreamt @your-gay-lawrence @i-am-a-snom @pukicho
@neilperrydeservedbetter-blog @sweatytootheddeadpoet @toddspoet @perryander @ughgclden @anderperrytheplatypus @non-binary-culture-is @nonbinarylionary
@teddyduchampsglasses @yourpal @teddyisntverycool @anderperryenthusiast @laughincryintumblinmumblin @celmoth @carpenoctemdps @kidovna
@quaffles-with-syrup @queertoddanderson @we-live-in-a-dead-poets-society @etherealpoets @eternally-anderperry @emoish-ariel @unmanned-flying-deskset @illuminatedtears @phillipmorgan @pricklypearheart @perrysglasses @a-cowboy-needs-a-hat @freckledcameron @gerardpittsie @himbo-knox @httttps @j-evans-pritchard @kansascitymeeks @keepthedeadpoetsalive @lycanthropy @zodiacfae @charliedaltonstan @binarystarkillers @biasthenonpoet @nuwanda-not-charlie @neilperryreal @neil-the-deadinside-poet @nuwanda-speaks @november-rage @mortuus-poet
please reblog, i might’ve tagged some people im not even moots with.
@chaotically-cas @thegaygreaser @getoughlikeme @nonbinary-ponyboy-curtis @fercnmi @chaotictommy @naturallesbain @therealsehinton @twobitapologist @orangesand36 @transdaniellarusso @cade-flrt @xmilky-tea
Sorry to bother y’all but this is important.
I was born and raised in Greece and it’s burning to the ground.
I know some of you guys actually live in Europe too. I don’t care if you aren’t even from Europe, please reblog this. My platform isn’t that big but if we all spread this then it will be heard.
@adonewithyou @pokehuntress @thesamesunset @friendly-neighborhood-hermit @hetaari @sunlitcigars @socheckitout-mikey @paperuniverse
Regardless of whether youre European/of European dissent or not, reblog this and spread this around PLEASE. My home country is burning and FINALLY people are seeing this, please reblog for others to see too!!

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“I knew I never, ever wanted to have to talk to Anna Wintour about why I couldn’t get such-and-such model, y’know, such-and-such place. Like, I would so much rather be talking about food.”
Really blew my mind finding out he worked for vogue
I feel like everyone didn’t really ship Shyan or Zagene when originally watching until like one day, all of a sudden you just did.
Meanwhile... Standrew was just going on dates for “content”
This whole conversation revealed something about the three of them, I'm just here finding it all out.
Friendly reminder that certain countries (The Philippines) are listed as the world’s biggest polluters is because other countries (Canada, China) literally send their garbage there in shipping containers
And that only 5% of all recyclables are actually recycled so your best bet is to use less plastic overall instead of recycling it only for it to end up in a shipping container on its way to fuck up another country
this is the garnet of positivity
reblog in the next 5 minutes and you will be blessed with good mental health and good fortune

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That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
(gif credit: x)
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Sleeping Beauty | Standrew AU [¹/²]
Okay, so a couple days ago I was mindlessly watching Youtube and minding my own business when suddenly, I had the random thought of making some sort of Disney AU for Standrew–there’s simply not enough AUS out there, let alone Disney ones–so I got to thinking of what movie to make an AU for.
Long story short, I decided to go with one of the classics, Sleeping Beauty. I’ve already seen a few posts about a Tangled AU and there’s already a story inspired by The Little Mermaid on AO3, so I wanted to do something different. I may have gotten carried away with it, but hope you guys like this anyway. I’ll split this into two or three parts rather than making one long post just for organization’s sake.
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I need more! Please and thank you 💖