Fuck yeah, "Scream" secrets!

The most annoying thing Ghostface has every done is interrupt Gale and Dewey when they were making out in "Scream 2."

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I absolutely despise Olivia Morris. I hate the way she calls Sidney the "Angel of Death" and the "Grim Reaper," I hate it when she calls Marnie "Marnie the Carnie," I hate everything about her. She isn't funny, she's isn't interesting, everyone acts like she's the hottest thing ever but she's nothing special, and everything she says is fucking stupid.

BAM! BITCH WENT DOWN!

I'LL SEND YOU A COPY!

Cut it, Casper.

The janitor is your superior.

I'm glad there isn't going to be a "Scream 5" because I really just want them all to be happy now. I especially just want Gale and Dewey to be happy together for once.

I wish Gale and Dewey had had a baby in "Scream 4." I understand why they didn't, because it would have made filming so much more difficult, but it would have been perfect.

I never shipped Charlie and Kirby.

I love Gale and Dewey.

Okay, so.. I think Gale needs to be called if they make a "Scream 5." Seriously, she's like the only one of the main group who hasn't talked to anyone, plus she'd be fucking epic and confuse the killer.

I prefer Dewey to David.

I don't see what the big deal was with Marielle Jaffe who played Olivia. I mean, she's pretty, but everyone was like "Oh, she's the hottest scary movie chick ever" and I don't think she's anywhere near as gorgeous as Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere or Alison Brie. Not to mention the absolutely STUNNING Neve Campbell and Courteney Cox. I mean, those two women are so breath-takingly beautiful. And that's just the cast from the fourth movie.

It kind of bothered me that Gale's career had taken a backseat to Sidney's in "Scream 4." I'm happy for Sidney, obviously, but one of the best (or most entertaining) this about Gale was that big-time-hot-shot-ballsy-news-chick thing she had going on.

Courteney Cox was my first Hollywood crush. She's so incredibley sexy.

If they ever killed Gale, like Courteney supposedly wanted them too, it'd ruin the whole series for me. I'd probably never be able to watch a "Scream" movie ever again.