Fuck Yeah Modest Mouse

I know I’ve said this before, but the odds of us actually playing Freebird-there are no odds. It’s not going to happen. I’ll start with the first reason: We have no idea how to play Freebird. The second reason is: In the lovebugs natural habitat that would just fucking kill ‘em. You wouldn’t want that, they’re adorable. Thirdly, even if some, pick your deity, whoever, came down from the heavens or whatever, the hills, wherever your deity lives, some shit, themselves and blessed us with this vast knowledge of Freebird and we could play it backwards, we could sing backwards, all that crazy shit, we still just wouldn’t do it. If this were the Make A Wish Foundation and you were going to die in 20 minutes, just long enough to play Freebird, we still wouldn’t play it. And here’s the end reason. The end reason is that life is too fucking short to play or hear Freebird.

in the last second of life