FUCK YEAH JACKASS CONFESSIONS

I'm so used to the guys doing stupid stuff, that I kinda forget that some of them are skateboarders too.

Johnny is super adorable in The Ringer.

I had a dream last night about Bam and Ryan. They were sitting on the roof of Bam's house, laughing together after a bunch of their usual antics, Ryan did something to Bam's car so Bam poured black paint on him and told him to go home. But then Ryan told Bam that he was worried for him and he wishes he wouldn't act like such a dick. Anyways, it was nice to see them together again, even just in a dream.

I hope Bam gets help soon. I don't want to get online to hear the news that something happened to him, just like with Dunn. It's too soon and it will be just as tragic because it could have been prevented.

One of the many things that I loved about The Ringer was seeing Johnny dancing in a towel.

Johnny's hair is just perfect! I want to run my fingers through it.

Chris Pontius is the most attractive man ever. Seriously though, the things I'd do to him.

I miss Ryan and I wish there was new content, although I get that they can't film without him.

Steve-O's outfit in sweatsuit cocktail in Jackass 3 made him look extremely attractive. Well just his overall look in that scene was fucking hot.

I think that people need to move on about Dunn's death. It sucks but it's not like any of you had a personal relationship with the guy or anything. "Poor Bam" right? Well he's trying to get on with his life and move past it but it's hard when fans keep shoving it in his face on every social media site he has. Like, get the fuck over it already! Stop acting like you're all so depressed over it cause guess what? You didn't know him and he didn't personally help any of you!

I know that Bam has a Tumblr, and part of me hopes that one day, he stumbles across this blog and sees some of the confessions and stuff. Granted, he might not always like what he sees, but it would still be interesting to see that he liked and/or reblogged a few of these posts.

It scares me so much that if Johnny Knoxville and the guys didn't help Steve-O, that he might not be here today.

I would love to play street soccer with Johnny.

 "Dark Paradise" by Lana Del Ray makes me think of Bam and Ryan.

 The nut shots shown in 3.5 were all pretty funny. I wish that at least some of them made it into Jackass 3.

Reading through old Big Brother interviews with Bam, he complains so much about Jackass and MTV. It's like he doesn't realize that he'd be nothing but a has-been skateboarder if it weren't for Jackass. I think it's very disrespectful. I never felt that he really should of been a part of the crew. He basically stands there and laughs while telling his friends to hurt themselves.

If Bam doesn't make it through the year like a bunch of people predicted, I don't think I will either. I can't imagine losing Bam we already lost Ryan.