FUCK YEAH CHARLES II

@fuckyeahcharlesthesecond

Charles II was King of England, Scotland and Ireland from 1660 to 1685. Also known as the Merry Monarch, he is infamous for his numerous mistresses and rowdy court- but there's a lot more to Charlie than debauchery and scandal. This blog is here to showcase every aspect of his life, with a generous dollop of humour thrown in.

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Charles II at the Battle of Worcester on this day in 1651

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Have you read The Boscobel Tracts? It's a compilation of accounts of Charles' escape from Worcester published in 1830. The editor's intro calls the escape "by far the most romantic piece of English history we possess". Thought you might be interested! It's available here: archive. org/ details/ boscobeltractsre00hughiala

That's awesome, thank you! I've read some of the accounts, including what I think is the earliest one, but I doubt I've read all of this. Thank you very much, this will be really useful :D

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"Dark Angels" was the book, can't remember the author. It has Charles being verbally abusive to Catharine though which made me question finishing it lbr (AND IT WAS GUSHING ABOUT HIS BODY LIKE WOW LOOK AT HIS LEGS AND NELL WAS LIKE "LET'S HAVE SEX" AND HE FALLS ASLEEP AND STARTS FREAKING OUT )

Eurgh. Trigger warnings necessary then, by the sound of it.

Might look into it anyway though, I do kind of feel like I ought to read EVERYTHING EVER about Charles so I know what to recommend when people ask.

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I did it. I did Spinal Tap with Charlie, Jimmy, John and George. I’m mildly disturbed, yet I’ve come to a shocking revelation. They would be perfect for a cheesy hair-metal band.

I. You. Oh my god.

I might put this up on my wall.

#charles ii #james ii #george villiers #(one of them)#john wilmot #sweet merciful christ what have we done #(it's okay)#(it's what they would have wanted)#(probably)#submission

OK so the other day I was reading an historical fiction about Charles' court. I was just merrily reading along until I read the line "Charles was very naked and very drunk, as was Nell", and I started laughing so hard I thought I was going to pass out. They were both stark naked holding their child into the air and it was so weird

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what

Where did you find this? I might need to do some Very Important Research.

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Hey, we kind of had the same idea! So great somebody is interested in english history! The Charles are so honorable rulers *_* We really like your blog , cutie ♥

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Hair Metal Band: starring King Charles II, James II, Wilmot, and Buckingham. Let's do this.

Oh. OH MY GOD.

Anon, I have had extended drunken conversations on this topic. They are a perfect fit. Possibly for Spinal Tap, but a perfect fit nonetheless.

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it made my life to learn that charles didn't have a wig for the first 6-7 years of his reign omg i'm in awe

The best bit is that his real hair was even more fabulous than the wig. He looks like he could be in Led Zeppelin or something.

(and let's be honest, with his ~extracurricular achievements~ they'd probably let him join)

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i feel like charles would be a person who gives awesome hugs lbr

Anon, I am 99% sure this is historical fact. I found a quote once about him launching himself at someone from halfway down a corridor, if I can find it again I'll post it for you.

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FAVOURITE CHARACTERS - Charles II, Horrible Histories

I love the people and the people love me, so much that they restored the English monarchy. I’m part Scottish, French, Italian, a little bit Dane, but one hundred percent party animal. Champagne?

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At his deathbed, Catherine was crying so hard she passed out, and had to be practically carried away. SERIOUSLY CHARLES/CATHERINE FOR LIFE

I know.

I KNOW.

I mean, I think it was general upset rather than HARDCORE CRYING, but yeah. And of course, he'd cried buckets years before when Catherine almost died. They were pretty devoted to each other, really- considering how many mistresses he had, you'd think it would be a purely political marriage, but that wasn't the case at all.

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i just really want to pet his hair wow it's so fluffy

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"The King is getting better -- LET'S SLIT HIS FREAKING THROAT TO SEE IF HE'LL HEAL COMPLETELY!" Impeccable logic, 17th century medicine. Bravo.

To be fair to his doctors, at least they didn't cover him in pigeons or blow smoke up his bum.

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Interesting, yet extremely sad video that I found about what happened during Charles’ last week. :(

That is really interesting, thank you!

You're right though, it's very sad.

If anyone wants to learn more about what happened to Charles at the end of his life, there are a couple of books that go into a bit more detail:

Royal Poxes and Potions - Raymond Lamont-Brown

The Sickly Stuarts - Frederick Holmes

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I'm related to Charles via Louis XIV (Louis is my cousin)!

I'm starting to lose track of you all now

this family tree is worse than Game of Thrones

#and almost as unlucky sorry #though i expect it's all been diluted quite a bit by now so you're probably alright #anon anon sir #asks

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