FUCKING...BILL?

MAKE PEACE, MY CHILD, FOR LILITH AND I ARE REUNITED ONCE MORE.

NO, IF I HAD HEMP V I'D BE BLAZED. ALL I HAVE IS HEP-V WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA TURN INTO A PUDDLE.

I DON'T THINK I'LL RISE UP AGAIN THIS TIME, THOUGH. ME AND LILITH DIDN'T PART ON THE BEST TERMS LAST TIME. SHE FEELS LIKE SHE DOESN'T OWE ME ANY FAVORS, EVEN THOUGH I SAVED LIKE A SHITLOAD OF HER KIDS.

I....I don't know.

I honestly don't know.

Shit, no caps lock?

It's gone.

I think I'm just fucking Bill now.

OF COURSE IT WAS, MY CHILD. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME IS THE SAFETY OF MY KIND, I CANNOT SAY THE SAME APPLIES TO MR. NORTHMAN. HIS RELEASING OF THE VAMPIRES IN THE CAMP IS TO GO NEITHER UNNOTICED NOR UNAPPRECIATED.

BUT YES, OVERALL,

JUST LIKE I ALWAYS WOULD. THANK YOU, MY CHILD.

I'M NOT DIRECTING THAT EPISODE.

WE DIDN’T DRINK WARLOW’S BLOOD AFTER WE TRANSFORMED HIM INTO HIS HYBRID STATE. THE FAERIE-VAMPIRE MIX IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO SUNWALK INDEFINITELY. FAERIE BLOOD ALONE ONLY GRANTS VAMPIRES TEMPORARY IMMUNITY TO UV LIGHT.

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BILLITH, BITCH.

I HAVE FAR MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ATTEND, ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THOSE OUTSIDE OF MY DIMENSION.

SOOKIE IS NECESSARY FOR THE SALVATION OF MY PEOPLE, AND NOTHING MORE.

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO CONSULT AN OPTOMETRIST. MY ASS IS IMPECCABLE. SOOKIE COULD BREAK A PLATE ON IT.

CONSUELLA OR DOUCHEBAG NEPHEW WILL BE AROUND SOON ENOUGH. NO WORRIES.

ERIC HAS PRECIOUS LITTLE TO OFFER ME. IT IS HE WHO BELIEVES IN ME, NOT THE CONVERSE. WORRY NOT ABOUT THE SPECIFIC MACHINATIONS OF MY DAYS AND NIGHTS. EVERYTHING I DO IS IN MOTION TOWARD THE SALVATION OF MY PEOPLE. IT WOULD BEHOOVE YOU TO QUESTION ME NO FURTHER.

GLORIOUS. YOU SEE, BLOOD HAS A CERTAIN LUSTER IN DAYTIME THAT NO ARTIFICIAL LIGHT CAN EVER RECREATE.