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Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu
Phil Lewis guest stars on Jessie
I like to imagine that Moseby just calls the boys and gossips with them on the regular like its nbd and this makes it ALL THE BETTER
Do you think they’re friends or enemies
we fuck sometimes
you're avoiding the question
Young Dazai: *melting two action figures together with a toaster*
Mori: What are you doing with my toaster?!
Dazai: I'm making melted man.
Mori: Don't use my toaster! Use a blowtorch like a normal kid.

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(dnsn kbrr btyu)
Funny how all my pokemon swsh ships can be summed up by one scene from Nozaki-kun 🤔
Bonus: it didn't work well
older bede 😳
we literally got ONE SECOND of Bede and I screamed into the void
in a different life we lived.
“i think that in a different life, the two of us actually, you know, fell in love.”
with xiao.
in 1.9k words.
tags reincarnation au, fluff with angst if you look hard enough, but its really just fluff, ft. xingqiu but just a little.
“…And my dream was so detailed, you know? As if I’ve actually lived it out in real life. But the thing is… I’ve never lived that out before, all that falling in love and stuff, and especially not in the way I had in my dream. We were holding hands, even though skinship wasn’t his favorite.
“He took me to his favorite spot, hidden away where no one else could find it, and told me that he went there often, just so he could be alone. And, he said, that now that I was with him, we could be alone together. Ah, I don’t even know how I remember all of this. It’s so vivid, like it was a past memory of mine.
“Do you think it’s something like my past life…?” You turn to the boy next to you. “Are you even listening?”
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When Someone Flirts with You!
Hello friends! Lil hcs of what the men would do when someone flirts with you and makes you uncomfy!
Includes: Kaeya, Diluc, Venti, Razor, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, and Childe!
Come one, come all! See what happens when someone flirts with you in front of your men!
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Childe, Xiao, and Diluc headcannons and how they’d react to reader falling asleep in their lap (or even on their shoulder)
Childe, Xiao, Diluc Reacting to S/O Sleeping on Them
Childe:
Little shit is beaming
The only time he'd let his sheer pride show
You two were simply taking a break after a long day
He was telling a story of his when he looked over to see your reaction
Only to discover you fell asleep with a soft smile
He shifted you so you were leaning against him, his arm wrapped around your waist
He'd be so proud that he gets to show off the fact that you're his
Xiao:
Oh god he'd be so stiff
And warm
He wouldn't know what to do
On the roof of the Wangshu Inn, you two were having a little tofu date
You seemed a little off, a bit drained
He didnt think much of it
Until your head started bobbing, fell back and hit his shoulder, and finally sliding to his lap
He'd think you died at first before realizing you were more tired than he thought
Treat you like a cat
Sit very stiffly to prevent you from waking up and softly stroking your hair
Diluc:
Mmh
Homeboy is a heater thanks to his vision
He isn't burning hot to where it's uncomfortable to be around him
It's a comforting warmth
So it's no surprise you fell asleep against him
It was late in the evening, you two lounging on a couch in from of the fireplace, drinks and snacks on the coffee table in front of you
When he felt you slump against him, he could only smile softly at your frame, leaning his head against your own
He grabbed your hand, stroking it with his thumb, as he watched the flames slowly die
Soft man™
✨Ch 292 spoilers✨
Everyone leave Shouto Todoroki the FUCK alone- Bakugou you will climb back into Iida's arms right now or so help me God- Izuku stay down don't you dare get up holy shit-
GENSHIN IMPACT MASTERLIST — 1/12/2020
diluc
secret admirer hcs
coming back after a long journey
skinship hcs
childe
secret admirer hcs
coming back after a long journey
xiao
coming back after a long journey
razor
skinship hcs
zhongli
coming soon!
kaeya
skinship hcs
venti
skinship hcs
chongyun
coming soon!
coming back after a long journey
childe
would never let himself show outright how much he missed you, even if he had truly been longing for your presence in the past few days counting down to the date of your return—that's his pride, as childish as that sounded.
heh. childe. childish.
so he did what he does best—taunt you.
childe chuckled when he spotted you dashing to his direction, uncaring of the attention you were beginning to attract due to your strange behavior. he found that a little cute, admittedly.
“aww, did you miss me that much, [name]? you look excited to see m- oof-”
his cooing came to a halt when you leapt into his arms, paying no heed to his teasing. his arms instinctively wrapped around your waist to carry your weight, blue eyes widened in (pleasant surprise), and he surely wasn't mistaken when he heard you sigh in satisfaction.
“i'm home,” you muttered into his ear, blissfully oblivious to the red hue coloring his cheeks since you buried your face into his neck, and he was terribly grateful for it.
the small remark sparked something in him, a wonderful mix of relief and joy, and he relented, peeling off his mask of composure.
“welcome back,” he replied, tone light and loving as he tightened his embrace—sure to not let go anytime soon, even if you had pleaded him for it.
diluc
he was getting antsy.
diluc paced back and forth right in the middle of mondstadt's entrance, restless for your much awaited arrival. you came later than he expected, and despite his insistence to not think about it too deeply, the endless possibilities flooded through his brain regardless.
were you interrupted with something? the job was harder so you took more time to finish it? or were you perhaps...
he cut off that line of thought; he knew better than anyone you were stronger than you looked.
still, that didn't dull the sharp prick of worry seeping into his gut. strong as you were, by any chance your opponent was stronger, then-
“diluc!”
his head shot up in alarm, hurriedly searching for the source of your voice—and there you were, with a large smile on your face, waving at him excitedly.
you were undeniably disheveled, dirt marring your skin and clothes torn at the edges.
yet you were just as beautiful as he remembered.
without wasting time to think, he sped towards you, earning curious glances of nearby townspeople. you giggled at his fast reaction, meaning to open your mouth to say your greetings, but he had pulled you into his chest and sealed your lips with his before then.
the gasp that followed wasn't only yours; the onlookers were visibly shocked by the brave display of affection coming from your lover. diluc was a private person who kept his personal affairs to himself, and this might had been the first time they've seen him act so... vulnerable.
“d-diluc?” you called out when you parted lips, immediately crushed to a tight hug right after.
“sorry,” he murmured, relishing in your warmth. “just a little longer. please.”
xiao
it was the first time you had ventured so far beyond liyue, so you expected xiao to be a little worried about you, if not very anxious—he should be at least slightly distressed from your short leave, right?
but that didn't seem to be the case, you realized once you stepped back into your hometown.
“you're back,” xiao stated matter-of-factly, lacking any traces of relief in both his expression and his voice. the indifference made your heart clench painfully, but you dared not to let it show and instead displayed an innocent smile.
“yeah, i am.”
even he could tell something was wrong with your lackluster response. he opened his mouth, hesitant, but then he heard loud footfalls quickly rushing near you, and he was forced to vanish in a instant, in fear of being seen.
“welcome back, [name]!” the townspeople greeted warmly, much unlike your boyfriend, and you felt hurt all over again.
still, you put up a cheerful front. “i'm back!”
thus, you received an invitation to have lunch with everyone. you couldn't find a reasonable excuse to refuse, so you complied, thinking it would be a harmless offer.
oh, how wrong you were. you kept being pulled back in whenever you tried to leave, because they all wanted to talk to you regarding your recent travels.
you were getting more nervous with each passing second. was it really alright to ignore your lover for this long? though you did enjoy spending time with everyone else, you wanted to see him again.
“hey, it's getting late. could i... leave early? i'm really exhausted,” you said, smiling apologetically at your neighbors while you fumbled with your fingers.
“of course, of course! it's only natural to be tired after a journey. sorry for holding you up.”
“come to my home when you're well-rested, okay? i want to hear about everything you did!”
“see you later, [name]!”
“see you later!” you waved at them farewell before hurriedly rushing to your home, where you assumed xiao would be.
“hm? he's not here... maybe he'll visit later?” you mumbled, looking around the empty house. “might as well clean this place before then.”
you took off your shoes, starting to take off your garments to change into new clothes, when a sudden force knocked you into your bed.
you landed softly with a small groan, cracking an eye open to assess your surroundings. you were met with the sight of xiao himself, sharp amber eyes gleaming under the dim lighting of your room.
“you're late,” he remarked, in the same tone he's always used, but now it had some bite to it. he had his elbows propped up on either side of your head to keep himself upright, hovering above your body with an air of authority, and making you rather... nervous under his gaze.
you blinked, unsure of where to put your hands. “oh... yes, that's because... they really didn't want me to leave...” you brokenly replied, flustered at the close proximity between your faces. “um... sorry?”
that didn't seem to be the answer he wanted to hear.
his eye twitched, narrowing in distaste, and his lips were pressed firmly into a deep frown. it was notably more expressive than the face he makes on default, and you wondered if he was genuinely upset.
why would he be? he seemed perfectly fine earlier that afternoon.
“uh... i brought some food with me from the place i came from?” you suggested, thinking it could improve his souring mood. you gently placed a hand on his chest to push him away so you could sit up. “let me just go get it-”
“no.”
he pushed you back down, inching even closer than last time. releasing an embarrassing squeak, you attempted to shuffle away, but his steely glare stopped you from doing so. you were a hair's breadth away from each other, and the thought made you flush to a deep red hue.
“x-xiao?”
“you returned later than you said you would,” he practically growled, grabbing the hand you laid on his chest.
indeed, you took three more days than your expected arrival. “o-oh... i'm really sorry about that...?”
his glare hardened even more. “and you took so long outside.”
“...that is...” you avoided his eyes, goosebumps littering your flesh. somehow, you felt the need to cover up despite being fully clothed. “true...”
“so, then...” he ran his hand through your hair, tilting your head to make you stare at him directly. “do you plan on making me wait longer?”
“w-wait longer- that's-” you stammered, feeling a sense of foreboding. “w-what does that mean...?”
“it means,” he huffed exasperatedly, “because you made me wait, you're not getting away until i'm satisfied.”
he swallowed your gasp with a kiss, leaving you breathless under his mercy.
and such was the start of his onslaught of kisses, greedy and insatiable, and safe to say he wouldn't let you go soon.
...at least now you knew you were sorely missed?
secret admirer hcs
childe
not quite the standard type for a secret admirer, that guy.
he won't profess his feelings, but he wouldn't let you keep a distance from him, either.
he wouldn't take a step further to become your lover, yet he also won't settle for anything less than a close friend.
that's why he stuck to you like glue, popping up in the weirdest of timings, and brightly greeting you every time with a gleeful grin, nothing but amicable.
like he wasn't capable of sinking a knife down your back any time he wanted.
though admittedly, his presence was something you greatly appreciated, if you chose to feign ignorance towards his strange job. you did enjoy his company a lot, after all, even if you pretended to be irritated around him.
still, despite your deepening relationship, he intentionally put up a wall between you; one he'd sworn to never cross, nor would he allow you to.
let's do a quick recap, shall we?
he was part of the fatui—even worse, a harbinger—so he's aware he shouldn't get too involved with you.
in fact, he shouldn't be involved at all, but his self-control could only take so much, and he can barely manage to stop himself from reaching out to you at most.
he had attempted, once. giving up on you.
childe constantly reminded himself he had better things to do, more important matters to care about, but then the memory of your blinding smile would creep into his mind, keep himself awake at night, and cause his heart to race, no matter how much he tried to rationalize it.
he knew he shouldn't be swept up by minor feelings. it was purely one-sided, anyway; why was he clinging to it instead of throwing them all away?
he was tartaglia. a harbinger, a threat to the battlefield. his name alone terrified his enemies.
so why?
why did he feel so easily defeated whenever he sees you being happy with someone else?
he shouldn't. he knows he shouldn't. he knew better than that.
but he was in too deep, no longer capable of walking away from you.
he'd rather much keep you close than be out of his reach, even if he knew he couldn't come any more closer.
so he made a compromise.
within certain limitations, he'd allow himself to approach you. if he deemed himself calm enough, and he's sure he can keep his composure around you, he would put on a friendly mask and act the part of a normal friend who didn't harbor any romantic interest for you.
it was a tedious task. he shouldn't have made light of it. concealing his emotions around you was harder than he could've ever imagined.
but he had to. he wouldn't be able to stay with you anymore otherwise.
that's why he forced himself to act indifferent whenever he witnessed men courting you. he wouldn't let himself interfere, no matter how much it bothered him. he wouldn't question the pink dusting your cheeks when you received a thoughtful gift from a suitor. he would congratulate you, tease you for being popular, and fall into a disappointed silence when you fail to pinpoint the hurt in his tone.
he had to remind himself there was no reason to be disappointed. this was what he wanted.
but bits and pieces of the green-eyed monster would emerge in moments of vulnerability. he'd make a biting remark from a slip of the tongue, gaze hardening to a glare, and it'd be too late to take it all back.
yet, kindly so, you decided not to ask him about it.
because that's how you always were. so unselfish and accepting, even for someone like him. even if you tried to hide it with a poorly-veiled show of indifference for him.
(sometimes, he wonders if it was alright to be greedy. if it would be okay if he indulged himself for a short while and take you into his arms. if it would be fine to cup your cheeks and seal your lips into a kiss.)
(but the voice of reason would make its appearance into his head, and the daydream would disappear as quickly as it came.)
(you're so stupid, he'd murmur to himself bitterly.)
and yet he continued pondering over things he shouldn't have been thinking about.
out of curiosity, he wondered what it would take for you to accept a proposal for marriage. expensive jewelry? a handsome visage? an overwhelming amount of mora?
he'd seen numerous men with the following qualities. but why were you not interested in any of them? were your expectations really that high for a husband?
(or did your heart belong to someone already?)
the questions would flood into his head in the most random of times. whether he just laid awake at night, or he was in the middle of collecting debt. his mood would turn sour, and he'd try to shake all of his thoughts away.
how foolish, he'd tell himself once more.
but he could say the same for you. after all, you acted so careless with a fatui harbinger.
no one else would be caught dead chatting with him so casually, slipping in bantering insults without fear of offending him. you'd grasp his hands whenever you felt like it, ignoring the judging eyes of your peers. you would unabashedly pinch his cheeks and throw a fit.
and you were even able to sleep around him so normally, like you didn't know he could stab you in the back as easily as he breathed.
“this isn't the place to sleep, [name],” childe chuckled, surveying your surroundings. you were resting by an unpopular restaurant, exhausted after finishing a job. it was an odd time to eat a meal, so you were wonderfully all alone.
he stretched his arm to tap on your shoulder, making an effort to shake you awake. but he stopped mid-reach, instead opting to sigh and sit beside you, idly admiring your sleeping face.
you were too unguarded.
he dragged his gaze from your parted lips in favor of glancing to the side, fearing he'd do something he'll regret.
still, this was a golden opportunity.
slowly, he peeled off one of his gloves, staring at his bare palm briefly before he brought his fingers to clasp around yours, carefully tracing your skin.
he hummed at the unexpected softness, thumbing the curve of your fingers. cautiously, he locked them together with his own, appreciating how your hand fit perfectly against his.
and then he dropped his head, flushing idiotically. he hastily removed his treacherous hand, pinching himself as punishment. “what the hell am i doing...”
coincidentally, you were asking the same thing—wide awake since the moment he made contact with your body.
you forced yourself to stay silent, pursuing a muted scream. your heart pounded violently against your ribcage, threatening to burst, and you feared childe would hear your heartbeat from how loud it was.
w-what was that...?! you yelled inside your head, cheeks flaring up into a brilliant shade of crimson. as far as you knew, your affections were unrequited.
needless to say, he wasn't so much of a “secret” admirer anymore.

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so some local comic book shop accidentally had a shitload of anime girl…. tapestries (I guess?) printed and was desperate to get rid of them so now the cat shelter we go to uses them as cat blankets and it leads to many a funny sight