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夏野菜のぶっかけそうめん。

会社の食堂で、カレーうどん370、温泉卵80、サラダ80、〆て530円也。

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

津市江戸橋一丁目の、八百音（やおね）で、えびおろしうどん800、定食（ミニソースチキンカツ丼）200、〆て1,000円也。