succ my succulent

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

😅😅😅

gays born after 1995 can’t cook all they know is yas queen, wig, crash car, polyamory, take prep and lie

Source?

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

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Now I really need a full movie exactly like this

This is why horror movies don’t have gay characters

I AM FUCKINGUGNGDS HFBEHULJ